On Sight

Obsessed with dracula skulking around in a zoo after hours scouting out wolves to kidnap and then getting trapped in excruciating small talk with an overly chatty zookeeper who is aggressively judging his whole demeanour the entire time, like damn this guy can't do ANYTHING without looking like a loser

Bro why is everyone Gaster oofs with cursed knowledge friends with a salesman?

anyways here's the gaster gang and their silly little merchant friends

I think i just had my "asexual moment™".

I was talking with a friend of mine about nice guys. The said the girl rejected him because she thought she was better than everyone else (she just said she wasn't up for dating) and I said: " that's like someone offering you cake and you saying you don't want it. It's not like you think you make cake better than anyone, you just don't want to eat cake right now". And I didn't realised the kind of comparison I was making for some solid minutes

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

Clark, recovering from kryptonite poisoning and high on painkillers: Bruce, would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺

Bruce, zero hesitation: No.

Clark: You wouldn't? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

God had to balance all that power somehow

It's amazing how horses are such powerful and majestic animals but you look into their eyes and it's just ḁ̶̮͍̆͝n̶͉̆x̴̪̲̒̎̕ị̵̛̈́͘ḙ̷̳͓̈́t̶̖́͜ỵ̵̔

i think tumblr should have a storefront where you can buy and sell hallucinogens

Pokemon Flora Posters made by DilliciousArt

a god and his lamb