A Bit Late To Valentine’s Day

Craig x Tweek x reader x Clyde | South Park poly headcanons

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Warnings/genre: Fluff, polyamorous relationship, romantic, judging/bullying by Cartman

A/N: IVE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE ONE THESE POLY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS IN SO LONG LIKE HHH

Also gotta thank my friend for suggesting these characters, ily /p

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• PROTECTIVE BOYFRIENDS™️

• When I say protective boyfriends, I LITERALLY MEAN IT

• Especially Craig and Clyde

• They're both so fkn protective over each other like ????

• Clyde would be like "If someone lays a finger on any of you, tell me immediately, I will beat them up with my fits." And then Craig is like "Agreed, same."

• You and Tweek is just like uhhh 😀

• No but seriously

• They care so much about you, and is always worried if something might happen

• You gotta reassure them by giving them kisses and stuff 🙄 /hj

• I feel like Tweek would always bring coffee to all of you, just as a way of affection

• His parents would also be like "Oh! And bring these snacks with you as well, I bet they'll like them!"

• Clyde is always so flirty and goofy with you all the time

• Sometimes you both would have flirting competitions

• Though, Clyde tends to win most of the times-

• He'd get so flustered if you won though like !!!

• He'd be red as a tomato, no joke

• Sometimes Craig joins for fun, and he would of course win which would make both of you a flustered mess

• Also you guys sometimes flirts with Tweek a lot to make him embarrassed hehe

• I feel like all of you would develop a habit of flipping people off because of Craig

• You think it's funny even though you might end up in trouble

• Cartman would def be judging and bullying you guys like saying

"Is it considered cheating?" "You guys are so weird what the fuck" "You're not allowed to be in a relationship with three people!"

• But you guys just ignore him, or else Craig and Clyde would try to kick some sense into him

• Either way though, the relationship would be so cute!

• I feel like Clyde would be A MASTER at comforting

• If any of you ever felt sad, he's there for you

• Would try to crack some jokes to make you feel better

• Craig is also a good comforter

• He's always there if you need anything

• Would Literally drop everything just to help you out

• Tweek in the other hand would feel a bit anxious and nervous, but would still try to comfort you somehow!

• He'd learn you some methods of calming down, at least what would help him whenever he had a breakdown

• Craig and Clyde would try to talk you through it all while Tweek would sit beside you and give you lots of affection

• THEY ALL LOVE SHOWERING YOU IN AFFECTION!

• Would attack you with kisses, hugs, compliments, cuddles etc. whenever they can

• Loves just hanging out together at one of their homes and just chilling and gossiping about anything while perhaps cuddling

• I'd like to think that you and Tweek are in the middle, while Craig is on Tweeks side and Clyde is on yours

• It always changes though, like Clyde and Tweek in the middle instead because I feel like Tweek prefers being the small spoon

• Definitely would also have a bunch of sleepovers

• I get the feeling that Clyde would make everything so much funnier and stuff

• Like he's always full of ideas and stuff, it never gets boring without him

• Idk why but I hc that Craig is really good at baking and cooking and gives me malewife vibes

• So he would make the snacks and food during sleepovers, and would also ask some of you if you wanted to help

• Also Tweek is good at making drinks

• I mean, his parents does own a coffee shop

• Would come up with new drinks all the time from his parents shop, and would really like you guys to try it!

• He gets so happy when y'all compliment and praises him. It calms down his nerves

• He's always in a better mood the moment he sees you guys

• *Cough* Also you all probably made a long ass Spotify playlist together *COUGH*

• They're just the best dudes out there and is so fun to be with Istg

• It lowkey makes me jealous of how perfect this couple is 😭

craig and tweek play ddr together so true

3 - Hot chocolate, Tweek x reader

You watched as the late snow slowly drifted to the ground. The flakes gently rested on the concrete floor, merging with the piled snow. At the moment, you were waiting for Tweek to finish his late shift at Tweek Bros. His family overworked him at times. His hours seemed to get longer the older he became, but you wouldn’t say anything, it wasn’t your place. To entertain yourself you watched your hot breath be enveloped into the cold air and turn white. You didn’t mind waiting for Tweek to get off work, you liked to spend as much time with him as possible even if it meant walking him home for just 20 minutes.

The store’s doors opened and the welcome bell rung. Tweek had pushed it open with his foot as his hands were filled with two coffee cups. 

“Hey.” You greet with a familiar smile. Tweek handed you one cup and then reached into his pocket for keys to lock up the store.

“Y-You don’t have to wait for me, you know.” Even if Tweek’s statement was dismissive he still appreciated your company very much. 

“I know, I choose to stay for you. I’m a good person if you didn’t notice.” Your sarcastic comment pulled a light exhale of amusement from Tweek. “Is this coffee?” You questioned, referring to the cup of liquid warming your hand. 

“No, I put together some hot chocolate. I know it’s what you usually order.” After twisting the keys inside the door’s lock, Tweek pulled back and turned to you, finally ready to start the journey home.

“Thats sweet.” You remarked to which Tweek shrugged. “Did you make yourself some too?” 

“No, I got coffee- as usual.” He blinked. You sighed.

“C’mon, you really need to try another drink. But not an energy drink- that’ll just be another addiction.”

“What do you suggest? Agh-“ He asked. You handed your cup to him and nodded, urging him to take a sip.

“Try some of this.” He hesitated, but reached to take the plastic cup from your hand.

“Are you s-sure?” He asked.

“Of course! I know you’ll like it. I have great taste.” 

Tweek tugged on his scarf and took a small sip. The chocolate fluid was still hot and burnt his mouth. “It’s still really hot.” He sucked in some cold fresh air.

“And?” You encouraged him to go on.

“It’s good.” He admitted, and you smiled. He handed back the cup.

“I knew you’d like it. You should try drinking it instead of coffee.”

Tweek shrugged. “Mng, maybe.” 

“Hey Tweek, look,” He turned his head to see you also taking a sip from the plastic cup, he was confused for a second until you said; “we just indirectly kissed.” 

“Argh! Don’t say things like that!” He shoved your side and you just laughed.

“Sorry, do you want the real thing?” You continued to tease, throwing your arm around his shoulder and pulling him closer. 

“N-No!”

“What about on New Years, can we kiss then?”

“Ugh, I can’t b-believe I still let you walk home with me.”

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Thinking of sub Xiao whimpering desperately and burying his face into his pillow while you so painfully tease his red, aching cock. Him looking up at you with pleading eyes filled with tears as he begs you to make him cum.

Around the Meadow

Pairing: Bennett x Reader

Pronouns: he/him; Male reader

Content: reader is a teenager obviously since bennett is a teenager if ur an adult this isn't really for you-, lots of fluff, light kissing, small injury.

Description: if Bennett could spend every living second with you, he would.

Note: sorry for no writing !! Someone has been keeping me busy (cough DoroBohdo cough, jk I love you) but thank you so much for the request Crazycat697 !! Sorry if it's a lil small, really just a drabble <3

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The two of you yelled happily as you ran around in the grass, Bennett occasionally tripping on a rock and falling face first on the floor but happily getting back to chasing you around the meadow.

It was a nice day out, sunny and warm and just enough, so the two of you decided it would be nice to go out on a small adventure. It was almost the end of the day and the sun was setting as the two of you wasted the last bits of your energy.

You stop at a giant tree as you try to catch your breath but soon enough Bennett tackles you to the ground.

Thank the archons you didn't hit your head on any roots but you place your hand on Bennetts head as he almost knocks himself out.

Thankfully it cushions his blow and he only let's out a slight wince as you heave from getting pricked by wood chips.

Bennett let's out a small sorry before sitting in front of you and patching your hand up, a small smile set on both of your faces.

He softly grasps your hand before landing a kiss on your palm, and another one, and then another.

It makes you let out a small airy laugh before his grasp loosens and you cup his cheek.

"Im the best boyfriend" he says sarcastically as he nuzzles into your hand.

"Best boyfriend award goes to you." You say and set a small kiss on his forehead.

Bennetts breath hitches as he looks at you with the biggest smile and tears prick his eyes.

"No, you're the best boyfriend" he says before tackling you again in a big hug and kisses you all over.

"I couldn't ask for anyone better" He says and sets his head on your lap.

He looks at you as if you were the one that put the stars in the sky and gave him the sun and moon, and you did the same.

He looked so pretty and happy, you wish you could see him like that at all times.

You move a strand of hair behind his ears and his smiles grows wider.

You watch as a ray of sunshine illuminates his face and everything else gets just a bit darker, the breeze of the wind feeling just a little colder now too.

The two of you sit peacefully as you watch the sun set and the butterflys run around the meadow.

As much as the sun setting was beautiful and seeing fireflies, it was about time the two of you started to head home.

It wasn't too far away, but just enough that if you didn't leave soon it could be midnight before you get there.

Bennett grumbles as you pat his stomach to let him know it's about time to go. He never liked going back, as it meant he would get to see you again until tommorow.

A frown sets on his face but you quickly sweep it away with a small kiss and you grab his hand.

Soon enough the two of you walk back home and get there quicker then you thought.

The two of you look at eachother before setting off in different directions.

"I'll see you tommorow, right?" Bennett says, almost as if he had a question mark on top of his head.

"Of courses you'll see me tommorow Benny" you say with a smile.

Bennett laughs nervously before saying his goodbyes and heading off in the opposite direction.

As you take a step forward you hear boots crunching against rocks and look back to see Bennett running towards you.

He steps right in front of you before grabbing your face and giving you one last kiss.

"I forgot to say goodnight" and with that he scampers off with a blushing face.

[732 words; october/24/2021]

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audio: Mixed messages by tom cardy