Evil Reverse Mechanisms List That’s Been Sitting In My Notes App Since December 2021.

I don't really know what the plot of fight club is, other than that two of the guys are actually one guy and that soap carving might be involved in some capacity, but all this is just to say that I want to join a secret club where we fight each other for fun. Maybe we could get slushies afterwards or something. I don't know.

I misread this as dessert and just kind of accepted it.

“In our far distant future, you will find yourself utterly incapable of consuming some five scrumptious grains of sand. I, on the other hand…. well, I do so nightly. And I enjoy it very much.”

You may think my desert of 5 grains of sand is pathetic now- but, in many years, it will be more than you can handle

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

Guys

Imagine if Barry Swift were related to Taylor Swift

Problems disorder

hey y'all, so there's another group of lgbt refugees who need your help. I'm also running this fund, but I can't contribute as much because I'm mostly focused on Abdul.

here's what they've written below:

"URGENT: SAVE A LIFE — Kawooya Needs Emergency Surgery

Our beloved friend and LGBTQ+ refugee, Kawooya, is in critical condition. He’s suffering from severe intestinal complications due to untreated ulcers — caused by prolonged starvation and lack of medical care in the camp.

Doctors say he urgently needs surgery to survive. The cost is $1,000, which is far beyond what we can raise alone.

PLEASE DONATE NOW to help save his life:

Even $5 can make a difference.

gofundme.com

Donate to Help LGBTQ Refugees Survive In Nyarugusu Refugee Camp, organized by Nerves Nebula

Hello, my name is Judas/Nerves-Nebula. I'm already runnin… Nerves Nebula needs your support for Help LGBTQ Refugees Survive In Nyar

If you cannot donate, please SHARE this link with others. Your share could reach someone who can help.

Together, we can give Kawooya a chance to live, heal, and hope again.

Thank you for your kindness and solidarity."

here is their blog: @lgbtqia-refugees-in-tanzania

I think I'm gonna get back into posting here but it's probably going to be a lot of tf2 related stuff, so apologies to everyone who did not follow me for that.

my freaking spine hurts and im wrapped in TWO weighted blankets chewing on the inside of my mouth working my way through the Ninja Sex Party discography in chronological order

So how far do Elias’s “seeing through eye images” powers go? Do the eyes have to be a certain level of realistic? Or is it about intention? CAN HE SEE THROUGH EMOTICONS AND EMOJIS? Can he see through a :) ???

Imagine he’s trying to keep an eye on someone and the only thing with eyes they keep around is this??

Imagine if he looks vaguely similar to Pringle Man, though. Watching people buying groceries through the eyes of his circular doppelgänger.

Are triangles going too far? Could he still use them? Would his field of vision be weird and triangular if he did?

Ok but how did Gertrude avoid all the eyes that show up on currency?

Gordon: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Dr. Coomer: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Bubby: I personally was created in a lab. Benrey: I just straight up spawned lol.