I Listened To The Podcast For Too Many Hours And I’m Sorry To Say It But Unfortunately I Have Become

Problems disorder

I don't really know what the plot of fight club is, other than that two of the guys are actually one guy and that soap carving might be involved in some capacity, but all this is just to say that I want to join a secret club where we fight each other for fun. Maybe we could get slushies afterwards or something. I don't know.

The return of my TMNT fan iteration (that I still don’t have a name for). Hooray! Very minor redesign of my Donatello. For comparison, this is what he looks like in my original “concept art”.

Born to be some sort of deep sea invertebrate. Forced to scroll through Casting Call Club for hours without submitting a single audition.

If the events in Breaking Bad were determined by the most statistically likely outcome it would be a much shorter and boringer story. Let Jesse beat the odds! He won’t make it out unscathed, but he will make it out.

sorry sorry i prommy im done 😔 my last el camino point before the clock strikes midnight is that i dont care if the "realistic" outcome is jesse dying or being caught or killing himself in the aftermath of Everything. "thats what would actually happen" ok great, well thats not the point and if we want to craft an aftermath narrative where the hope never fades and life continues in the wake of catastrophe, thats not just our right but honestly the point in the end

More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?

Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.

Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.

David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:

Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

It's actually pretty comical how perfectionistic I am with my Tumblr posts. Like, I copy edit that shit. I looked up "copy edit definition" before making this post to make sure I was using the term correctly.

Just stumbled upon a thriving "Billary" fandom on the Chinese Internet????

I have made an unfortunate and unwanted discovery

anyways here’s The Bifrost Incident album cover made out of the Nike logo

Actual image for comparison (the colors are off in my bootleg version because I didn’t really look at the original when I was making it)