Messedupcookiejar - Alex/MiScha

I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me

This is how it feels to be genderfluid sometimes. Or after one too many glasses of Rakí

But it mostly fits with my headcanon that Tomura doesn't perceive gender in the normal social way. He doesn't think of himself as a man or boy. He is just Tomura. Tomura will do what Tomura wants to do. Tomura will game and bully kids on Roblox or taunt his enemies after he won a round, calling them fatherless or your mom jokes. At the same time, Tomura builds card houses, does evil planning, and rides on top of cars. I think the only restriction from AFO regarding that would be no sex with people with female reproductive systems. Tomura didn't see a problem with that rule because I think of him as like demisexual so when Kurogiri had to give him somewhat of a talk eventually Tomura just went "And you think I will just have sex with someone... because of sex?" Like "sex sounds alright, but have you ever wiped the floor with a whale? All money no skill?"

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What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍

In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.

Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.

Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

Also -

You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?

This is that moment for me.

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

twink unfumbled . twink found in every universe. twink chosen on purpose .

Friends to lovers with characters as parents

I quite like this one, a nice combo for lots of domestic fluff and misunderstandings with angst

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…And on the seventh day…

God ended His work which He had done, and He rested…