Messedupcookiejar - Alex/MiScha

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

As someone who works with social history for a living, I feel like I’m the aggressive opposite of an anti-vaxxer

I fucking LOVE vaccines, friends. Give me the science stab. I’m so ready. it’s a beautiful day to not die of a Bajillion and one diseases that carried off like half the population before they had even reached age 10, and a significant portion before they made it to old age, 150 years ago

I go to the old cemetery. I see the vast numbers of infant and child and young adult graves. And then I go to my doctor and get injected with Potion of Fuck That Noise. This is beautiful and miraculous and I do not remotely understand how some people can reject it – not just for themselves, but for their children

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

I think my favorite thing about Tumblr is the button snake. Like the pen button can be moved around and the other icons follow. I think it's the most entertaining and serotonin creating thing ever. Whoever created that feature, may you sleep peacefully at night and always wake up well rested.

my roman empire is the fact that dr. ratio couldn't get into the genius society because of how much he cares for others. my roman empire is the fact that the way that he loves and has too much empathy will be his own downfall. my roman empire is the fact that he spent so long thinking that he was enough only to be hit with the reality that the world and life is cruel and his heart is too soft for the universe he was born into.

my roman empire is that dr. ratio cares. he cares so damn much. he loved too much that it held him back from his ultimate goal.

dr. ratio they could never make me hate you.

your days are fucking numbered and the number is 1

Does he like do geko noises as well? Like that chirping sound some make when they get fed or like feel nice? Does he then just eat his favorite Ramen with extra protein and some geko supplements and chirps while eating it?

Since Spinner has like a reptile quirk and all. Does he shed? And if he does, is it like all reptiles connected to his age? And if it is is it like focused on human age and all or more on like growth. Cause reptiles she'd more when they are younger and grow lots. So would he like just sort of very slowdown shedding at 18, so growth or continue cause it is more age related?

I think he would. He is like a Geco if I remember right.

Geckos Shead 1 time every week and with human age i would say it would slow down when he hit puberty and most males go throw this at 15 to 16 so maybe around there. Making it to where he sheds every 2 to 3 weeks and the older, he becomes the more time is added to him not. sheading.

But I only know a little about lizards. I'm mostly using google for this lol.

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,