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Arthur: Mordred, Merlin and I have to attend a meeting in Nemeth, and it's your turn to watch the baby.

Mordred: *looks at Aithusa, eating a plate of raw liver with blood all over*

Mordred: ......The "baby."

Arthur: Yup. We'll be back in a week.

Arthur: *leaves*

Mordred: *looks at Aithusa*

Aithusa: *hisses*

Mordred: Goddess have mercy on me.

Thank you.

merlin: gwaine, quick, you’re losing blood! what’s your type?

gwaine, dazed and bleeding out: blue eyes, dark hair, big ears-

merlin, blushing: blood type gwaine!

gwaine: oh

gwaine: *looks down*

gwaine: red

Street Artist!AU; Emrys is the most wanted street artist in mayor Uther’s list, but no one can figure out who he is. Will Arthur have better luck at catching him?

do you know in the darkest hour part 2 when lancelot and merlin went back to the knights and arthur but lancelot walked in first solely to give arthur a panic attack that merlin was dead, only to have merlin walked up five seconds later?? what assholes. what honest to god jerks. i love it. they literally planned that out. they stood outside that ruined castle, about to walk in together, but then one of them was like “wait wait wait, hang on. dude. i got an idea. everyone will go crazy.” and i am willing to bet all the money i have on this earth that it was lancelot’s idea

Arthur + the name enunciation thing

No words, just Gaius and Merlin

Arthur: So, it's the first week of the new year. How's everyone doing?

Morgana: I crave murder.

Gwaine: I've concocted a drink that lets you go for five full days without sleep!

Elyan: Or so he claims. It has coffee, three different energy drinks, and five shots of espresso.

Merlin, twitching violently: I'VE TESTED IT. IT WORKS.

Gaius: I'm recording the progress of Merlin's slow but inevitable death.

"Who is Arthur's best and most trusted friend?"

Arthur: I don’t have friends, I can’t afford to as crown prince. As for trust, I of course have complete faith in my knights. Thats all. Nobody else. Nope.

Merlin: Probably himself, the egotistical prat.

Morgana: Merlin, though Arthur won’t ever admit it.

Gwen: Merlin.

Leon: Merlin, who is well deserved of Arthur’s trust.

Gwaine: Merlin.

Elyan, Percival and Lancelot: Merlin.

Mordred: Merlin. Like, super intense friendship there, I don’t know if its healthy.

Gaius: Merlin.

Hunith: Merlin.

Camelot: Merlin.

Kilgharrah: The other half of the coin.

Morgause: Merlin.

Uther: Without a doubt that idiot serving boy. Marvin? Mertin? Merlin that’s it. Far too close for a servant but he has proven himself a loyal ally against magic.

mergwaine at a restaurant

merlin: can you please get us a table?

gwaine: sure thing love

[three minutes later]

gwaine, sprinting towards merlin, carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!