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Merlin AU: Magic summoning Strength with Cathbhadh’s Horn

4 gay people looking at each other

based on an image from a moodboard a kind commenter friend made for me/my fic

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Gaius: So I have a riddle for you. There are two islands connected by a bridge capable of holding only one hundred pounds. On one island, there is a gatekeeper who only lets you cross the bridge one time, and on the other island, there is a princess and an apple tree.

Merlin: Can I be both the apple tree and the princess?

Gaius: No. Shush. The princess weighs ninety-nine pounds, and each apple weighs half a pound. But she needs to get three apples across. How does she do this without collapsing the bridge?

Gwaine: WEAK-ASS BRIDGE! Who the FUCK was in charge of construction?

Gaius: No--

Arthur: You THROW one apple across, and you carry the other two just fine!

Gwaine: YEET THE FRUIT!

Percival: Or you roll it! Like a bowling ball!

Merlin: The gatekeeper is the singular pin, and if you don't knock him down, you lose crossing privileges.

Gaius: That's not--

Elyan: What time period is this in? Do dragons still exist? She can just tie an apple to a dragon and fly it over.

Gaius: She JUGGLES them! She juggles the apples! One apple is always in the air as she crosses! THAT is the answer! Holy shit.

Merlin:

Merlin: Dude

Gaius: What?

Merlin: Boat.

Arthur: Boat!

Elyan: Boat???

Percival: Boat!

Gwaine: BOAT!!!!

Gaius:

Gaius: I'm leaving.

Colin Morgan as John Armstrong in The Crown, 3.04

"Who is Arthur's best and most trusted friend?"

Arthur: I don’t have friends, I can’t afford to as crown prince. As for trust, I of course have complete faith in my knights. Thats all. Nobody else. Nope.

Merlin: Probably himself, the egotistical prat.

Morgana: Merlin, though Arthur won’t ever admit it.

Gwen: Merlin.

Leon: Merlin, who is well deserved of Arthur’s trust.

Gwaine: Merlin.

Elyan, Percival and Lancelot: Merlin.

Mordred: Merlin. Like, super intense friendship there, I don’t know if its healthy.

Gaius: Merlin.

Hunith: Merlin.

Camelot: Merlin.

Kilgharrah: The other half of the coin.

Morgause: Merlin.

Uther: Without a doubt that idiot serving boy. Marvin? Mertin? Merlin that’s it. Far too close for a servant but he has proven himself a loyal ally against magic.

Percival: When I said you should try being friendlier, this isn't what I meant.

Gwaine, stirring a cup of tea annoyedly: Oh, so now I'm too friendly? There's no pleasing you, Percival.

A bandit, who broke into the castle an hour ago: Two sugars, please.

Gwaine: here you are my friend

Merlin + never quite believing that Arthur can get dressed by himself.

+ Bonus. Arthur the other 99% of the time:

Arthur: Oh please, Melin, I’m a prince. So I was born with a certain sense of direction.

Arthur:

Arthur: Now, where are we?

sorry