What Lives In The Woods - Chapter 1.

Tyrus Valentine’s Days

Cyrus buys one of those ‘get a rose delivered during homeroom’ roses for TJ on a whim and spends the next few days worrying his boyfriend will think it’s cheesy. Come v-day and it turns out TJ bought Cyrus, like, 30 roses to be delivered to him.

Muffins with ‘Be Mine’ and ‘<3’ and ‘I WUV U’ piped on them in icing.

TJ finds out that Saint Valentine was famous for chasing the snakes from Ireland, and keep trying to find a way to use snakes for a romantic gesture that all end in disaster.

TJ gives Cyrus a tiny stuffed dog with ‘Underdog’ on the collar and Cyrus keeps it with him always!

Cyrus tries to decorate the Swingset with streamers and paper hearts only to be informed that doing that on public property is technically vandalism and he freaks out.

TJ asks Jonah to play a romantic song on his guitar while he surprises Cyrus with a gift, and Jonah completely misunderstands, thinking TJ is flirting with him. Jonah is flattered but could never do that to Cy.

Stupid, cheap plastic heart necklaces!!

Cyrus asks Buffy what he should get TJ, because athletes! and as much as Buffy doesn’t want to give TJ something nice, she wants to prove she’s a better gift-giver than TJ even more, so she gets really into it.

Cyrus dressing up like a midieval minstral to give TJ a flower, and then realizing he forgot his change of clothes and is stuck in puffy pants for the rest of the day.

Just… a sickening amount of pet names.

You can look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t the kind of shit the losers do in their free time, but I won’t believe you.

OKAY so I know this is content nobody was asking for, but literal demon @bayyyleaf basically ruined my life when she realized that the creator of Young Avengers worked on Grey’s Anatomy and literally named a god damn character after Teddy “Hulkling” Altman. how this hasn’t been a reoccurring joke in any comics is downright criminal and unjust, and anyway, I’m in hell.

Anonymous said: The loser’s club only finding out richie has a secret twin when they accidentally run into the secret twin in like a grocery store or something and they think its richie but?? Suprise bitch. You were wrong. (sent to my st blog but I thought it more appropriate to post here)

Bill had twenty bucks in his pocket and a grocery list in the other. He was supposed to buy things for an upcoming dinner party his mother was throwing. One that none of his friends would be allowed to attend. Instead, Bill decided to have a small party of his own in the supermarket, inviting all his friends to roam the aisles and collect the strangely named cheeses and pastas his mother was requesting.

They were wandering around the produce section, Stan explaining the finer differences between parsley and cilantro while Mike helped Bill pick out the most ripe bell peppers. It was a team effort, most of them not having the cooking experience to know what made for a right choice. Bill was lucky to have the help; he didn’t want to face an aggravated mother or have to take another trip that night.

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Remember when TJ was making my life miserable? My aunt told me that he was just being mean to me because he liked me. I was like, well if true, that’s a really dumb approach. Anywho, I think she was completely wrong because I’ve noticed something… He’s really nice to Cyrus. Know what I mean?

nobody:

strikeforce:

crickets:

billy: do you know ive a boyfriend. he's a shapeshifter. of course you wouldn't know because he's my fiance now. we are engaged. he is a superhero. he loves me I love him. we will get married. we will have kids. did i tell you how much i love him. we are 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

not-so-friendly reminder to unfollow me if:

u think autism is a disease or illness

u think autism needs to be “cured”

u support Autism Speaks or organizations like it

u “feel bad” for ppl with autism and their families

u think autistic children are a burden to their parents/guardians 

u don’t believe in getting children vaccinated because vaccines “cause autism”

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                                                                                 We’re the losers                                                           and we’re winning                            We are the champions    We’re still standing                                            we are the LOSERS