Metal Ham Solid!

so i've been getting myself back into lord of the rings

(inspired by this post by @lotrreactionmemes !!)

Aw Man...

I forget about this fucking ornament every year.

Lol the Master Collection is filled with weird business decisions

Me: im trans

Snake: Hrm... trans huh? give me a moment

Snake goes into a box and calls up his husband

Snake: Otacon, this lady dropped a piece of intel in regards to herself, do you know what "trans" means

Otacon: Snake, that's short for the term "transgender" a phrase used for those who's identity doesn't align with their asigned sex, some use hormones or surgery to better fit their lifestyle

Snake: Chemical and Surgical modification huh? they're like supersoldiers but they choose to change to fight for their own spirits rather than a nation...

Otacon: Remember snake, being "trans" is an umbrella label, many in the community identify beyond our common gender binary, including traditional cultural gender roles or wholly new ones

Snake: A wide variety of genders, such diversity not only make them unpredictable but increases practical versatility, impressive stuff

Otacon: oh this is just like Lily Hoshikawa from my Japanese animes

Snake leaves the box

Snake: You're pretty good huh? this trans stuff sounds intense, you have my support as a fellow soldier

The Cowperson of the Day is: Jack Bauer from The Trail to Oregon!

Suggested by: @activekind

major meowth to match

I love how snake has a genius iq but he was cursed with believing anything. my guy is fluent in 6 languages but could also be mislead into believing godzilla is real very easily

Ig this was made kinda shitty but I thought I'd put it on the internet somewhere!