STOP IT IM SAD NOW

OK but the poster literally told us everything we need to know about these two and the finale.

The position of their wings makes absolutely zero sense. They would have to arrange themselves in an uncomfortable way to tangle them like that.

And look at them.

They are shielding each other with their wings.

Aziraphale's wing is over Crowley, and Crowley's wing is over Aziraphale.

And they do it even if it's a tight fit, uncomfortable, and slightly cramped. It would be better if they turned and faced each other if they wanted to shield the other with their wings.

But no.

They are so focused on protecting the other person that they have completely turned their back to them. So focused on enveloping the other and have them close. So focused on shielding them that they don't see them.

Even in the other posters

Their wings are scrambling. They are a mess. Feathers are falling as they attempt to embrace the other person. They don't meet in the middle. They don't turn towards each other. They don't listen to each other. They don't stop for a second and discuss what would be the best way they could protect each other.

They are so overtaken by their love for the other person that they fail to receive the love they are shown back.

something something chip jrwi

“Colin? The computers are acting gay strange again..”

Bonus: Profile pictures for you and a lonely/ceaseless watching friend

so i had an idea

some sunset pics i took from my roof

doodle

what if the rest of the story of malevolent takes place over several years and arthur and john get through all the horrors and get their happy ending (whatever that looks like for them) and everything settles down and then arthur is immediately drafted into WWII

you know maybe the vee aren't delulu in the finale where they're talking about a power vacuum

- a fuck ton of rosie's civilians are gone now and alastor, who's presumably her biggest ally, is busy with the hotel

- vox presumably just placed a massive order from carmilla carmine for his whole angelic security thing as well as the hotel gang. the last battle took place at the hotel so carmilla and co couldn't gather more weapons. and presumably the angelic forces aren't going to attack again any time soon so she can't replenish her supply

- vox presumably has a supply of angelic weapons + now knows they're deadly to alastor and the other overlords

Hey y’all

Do you think that Jay and Gillion are surprised whenever they’re reminded that Chip is 19 is because he makes himself look older with the disguise bandanna