If someone tries to take a t4t ship from me I will maul them with my TEETH.
I won’t do anything about wlw, because I support women loving queers as much as I fear them. They can solve their own problems 🫡 STAY STRONG WOMAN LIKERS.
oh okay so its "fuck canon" until its a wlw or t4t ship. got it.
hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
remus singing “the prettiest star” to sirius horribly out of key, slightly tipsy on cheap beer and the grey of sirius’ eyes. sirius devouring every moment of it, falling impossible more in love each second.
Fucking BALLER, look at this @n0r
Lol, good stuff.
ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
When James and Lily go on their first date, Lily doesn't quite understand why James is absolutely livid that a stray dog is following them around Hogsmeade.
the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :