oh i think we all know how what it was used for
the first gift barty gave evan when they started dating was a knife, an elegant thin-bladed dagger with an obsidian handle, dark and wicked and pristine, along with a single note — “to keep you safe. or to slit my throat. whichever you prefer”
i prefer jegulus and the one and only reason is because i don’t like reading about straight people. SUE ME. i love lily so much i would never submit her to the horrors of heterosexuality, she deserves a beautiful lesbian lover.
that being said jily shippers live your truth i’m not a cop
thinking about remus as patroclus and sirius as achilles
love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"
Petition to call Bartylus “Crack” (Crouch + Black)
barty crouch's top song is monster high fright song.
go argue with a wall
RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public
"oh i do AI art!" no hon,you take an AI shit.
It's all fun and games with Neil 'I'd rather be free than safe' Josten vs. Kevin 'I'd rather be safe than free' Day - until you whip out Jean 'Please just kill me' Moreau
the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
Saw the marauders fandom getting hates again by non other than Snape supporters on TikTok sigh
Tbh I feel like people mix up movie and book Snape a lot, while the movie Snape was nicer and not a total bitch, the book one is a man whore, a bully, a bitch and a dick.
And I hateeee that people can't see it just bc they find the actor of Snape "hot" or feel bad for him cuz he got rejected by Lily and died like sybau people get rejected everyday and you don't bully the child of the women you love nor any other children as their TEACHER.
I'm glad lily rejected him, my girl saw a red flag that cannot be fixed and ran.
Anyway ty for reading my pep talk I'm PISSED
⋆ I didn't know that I was capable of being happy right now, but you showed me how ⋆ l Looser remus enthusiast🍄l
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