BOOP LAUNDERING SCHEME LMAO

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Person A: "Hey~"

Person B: "Please don't try to flirt with me while your organs are falling out of you."

OMGGG

Fredrika & Stella | 3.06

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a wonderful ao3 author note

So you know how in Percy Jackson, Amazon the company, is actually the Amazons, the group of warrior women.

That means Jeff Bezos isn't real in Percy Jackson and is just a fake person the Amazons made up to be their CEO.

So now I have this image in my head of a bunch of Amazons huddled around a table trying to come up with the concept of Jeff Bezos.

"Make him bald!"

"Ooh! And make him evil, as all men are!"

"What evil things does he do?"

"Oh um..."

"Uhh..."

*Voice from the back * "He doesn't let his workers use the bathroom?"

"Oh that's awful."

"Quick add it to the list!"

"What should his name be?"

"Hunter?"

"No, that's not quite right."

"Steve?"

"No, another ancient power has already made a false figurehead for a company with the name Steve. They may accuse us of copying them."

"How about Jeff?"

"It's perfect!"

Just a couple of badass warrior women trying to come up with their corporate mansona.

Michael: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Michael: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Beckendorf: Uh... what's up with him?

Lee: He's been trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Michael: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jake, crying: It's working.

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

Guys. Tag your anti post please.

If you don't like an character or ship,fine,but at least make it easy for people who do to be able to filter your anti post from the tags 😭

Come on please I beg of y'all-

Cause no one wants to go looking through tag of their fav character and sees post about how much y'all are wishing said character dies.

asgshsggsgshsgs I just discovered what a boop is :D