I woke up in the middle of the night for this ββββ Bo you are actually amazing istg ππππππ
Idk why it got bitcrushed but okay
@the-slimebox
@shhhhh-secrets
@melrambles
Honestly real, but it's just because I'm scared to interact with people online and I'm somehow really eccentric irl. I just want you to know that you're absolutely part of the community (at least in my undiagnosed eyes) (I think of people in the community as people I'm scared to interact with) ππ
(also to clarify im scared to interact because y'all intimidate me with your talents and shit βπ) (everyone in the chuckle- *gets shot* community is hot and amazing and fun and jazzy *bleeds out*)
Real talk. I've felt out of the group and kinda unheard in the community lately. I don't know what to do about it. This is just me ranting.
I just feel like the person behind a glass wall or the person walking behind the group on the sidewalk where their absence or presence is optional.
In either of the two communities I'm in, I feel barely there. It's like I'm watching and speaking but nothing happens in return.
That's all, folks!
Me after I go to the barber today ππ
@ MORE MOOTIES LESSSS GOOOOO
if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you
just in case the link doesn't work
and tagging: @silly-gizmo @donaviolet @the-deceived-deceiver @in-a-mello-mood @mythicalcoqui @kamelthemammal @katslitterbox and anyone else please
edit lmao I love how this already has 65 notes and mello hasn't even touched it yet
I think that I am actually being converted, oh the Charlie slimecicle Tumblr pipeline βπ
cock warming charlie while hes editing and he tells you to get up because he needs to use the bathroom but you dont let him so he just. yknow. muehehahehaheuhahahehha
-totally not red definitely absolutely 100 percent not red yeah not me i mean red not red at all its not red im not red uhhmm anyways pisses everywhere
everyone say yippee for piss porn! i can't call this baby's first piss porn but it is baby's first charlie piss porn. so. wrote this in like an hour because the prompt went crazyyyyy thank you definitely not red. cw for like. the lightest dubcon. otherwise u know what ur getting urself into
the rules of liquid and containers don't apply when the container is horny
You were roused from your half asleep state as Charlie groaned, his head knocking against the desk several times. "Babe. Holy fucking shit. I can't do this right now. I literally can't."
"Can you take a break?" You stretched your arms over your head, groaning quietly.
He sighed, slipping his head from his desk into his hands, groaning. "Noooooo. I have to stick to my stupid fucking upload schedule,"
"You made the upload schedule yourself right? Can't you just change the schedule?"
"This is my two million subscriber special, I have to put it out on time,"
"Can I help you? Is there anything I can do for you?" Charlie's eyes glinted slightly as they met yours.
"There is⦠uh⦠something you could do for me?" He gestured to his lap, cheeks flushing red. Charlie loved when you sat on his lap.
You smiled at him, sliding off the bed across the room and padding over to him, before slipping a leg over the chair, straddling his lap. You curled into his chest, burying your face in his neck. Your arms twined around his neck, and you cuddled into him. "Love you so much, baby,"
"Love you too, babe," he hummed into your ear. Soon enough, the clicking and occasional typing lulled you back into a drowsy, floaty space. Eventually, you felt his hips stirring beneath you, once, twice, three times.
"Char?" Your voice was thick with sleep.
"Sorry babyβ¦ ahβ¦fuck," His hips snapped up against you, and you felt his hard cock graze against your clit.
"Ah!" You ground back down against him. When you were all hazy and tired like this, it was so much easier for him to turn you on, and he took advantage of it often. Especially on nights like these.
"Please? " He begged you, voice high and reedy. You untangled your fingers from around his neck, sliding your hands down his chest. He pressed a kiss into your forehead as your hands made his way to his waistband. Slipping down his boxers was easy, since he never wore anything else around the apartment when it was just the two of you.
He shifted his hips to help you pull them down, which only halfway helped. Making room for you to slip down his boxers was great, sure, but the fact that he basically rolled his hips into you as you were consistently getting more soaked? Not optimal. You fell into his chest after, a choked moan echoing in the small room. He let out a breathy laugh. "Sorry, darling,"
You groaned lightly, tapping the side of your fist against his collarbone like you were beating on him, before settling back into the warmth of your boy. "Wanna go back to sleep, honey?" His voice was silky smooth, wrapping into your already tired consciousness. You nodded slowly. Moving felt sticky now. He laughed again, just a tiny exhale against you. "Okay hun, lift your hips real quick," You made a confused noise, but complied easily. His hands immediately shot to your ass, helping lift you slightly. If he copped a feel while he did it, fingers massaging into your ass while gently spreading it open, it was something you could ignore.
What you couldn't ignore, though, was when the head of his cock pressed up against your hole. "Nnngh?" You were too tired to even form words at this point.
"Shhh, love," he began to press into you. "It's all going to be okay. Just let me⦠uhhh, ah!!⦠get inside and you can go back to sleep, yeah?" At your next sleepy nod, he pushed in further, slipping in with ease. "Fuck, you're wet. Sure you don't want me to just fuck you?" You giggled, shifting to get comfy, and he yelped before sighing down at you. A gentle slap landed on your ass as he settled back in. "Tease,"
It wasn't too often you cockwarmed Charlie. It had basically become a last resort for him when video editing was going awfully, and he used the privilege of it sparingly. It was important to him you knew he wasn't just using you as a sex toy, not that you really would have minded. But Charlie loved and cared about you enough that you let him get flushed and nervous about it every time he asked, reassured him through it that you loved him. Which was why today was so unique. As much as you wanted to be there for him, your exhausted mind just couldn't stay up this time. The warmth of his skin through his shirt felt like it seeped into your bones, and your fingers slowly stopped tracing patterns on his back and shoulders, and you slipped into the rest of your nap from earlier.
You awoke to uncomfortable shifting and the bounce of a leg, not enough to move the cock inside you, but enough to shake you. It wouldn't have mattered if he was moving anyways. Charlie had gone soft in the time it took him to edit the video. Your eyes fluttered open as you took in all the sensations flooding you as you made your way out from dreamland. "Mmmmmm," was all you could manage.
His eyes flicked down. "Oh! Hi baby," He seemed distracted and uncomfortable, and you immediately tried to rectify it with a kiss to his jawline. He relaxed a tiny fraction, but it didn't seem to be enough.
"You finish editing, Char?"
"Almost baby. But uh⦠I have to go,"
"Go where?" The confusion overtook you, bringing with it a light panic at the thought of moving from where you were. You were far too comfortable to move, and still so, so sleepy.
"Oh, no baby it's okay!" His hands rushed to your sides, petting gently. "I just mean to the bathroom,"
Oh. Okay. Well, that was better than whatever you were imagining. But still, you just felt so niceβ¦
"No," You wrapped your arms back around his neck.
"Sweetheart, what do you mean no?" His voice held a stressed lilt.
"Too comfy," You wiggled your hips, settling in again.
Charlie groaned at the pressure you were now putting on his bladder. "Baby. I really gotta go,"
"Ten more minutes?" you pleaded.
"Baby, I'm not gonna make it ten minutes. I'm not gonna make it tenβ¦ ah! fuck!!β¦"
And that's when you felt it, a spurt of boiling hot liquid splashing inside of you. Oh shit.
"Sorry! Fuck I'm so sorry I'm so so sorry," Charlie groaned out. You felt every muscle in his body tense, and he leaned over you. It didn't stop though. In fact, it only seemed to make it worse. Piss flowed into you, feeling like Charlie was cumming, filling you up, but it didn't stop. You felt yourself filling up further and further, stomach starting to gently distend with the sheer amount. Fuckβ¦ how long had be been holding it? You found yourself not particularlyβ¦disliking the experience.
Soon, of course, you reached full. But that didn't mean that Charlie was done. Absolutely not. His stuttered apologies turned into gasps and groans, his hands digging into where they lay at your sides. It seemed like he was still trying to push out apologies, to push you off almost, although that wouldn't have helped anyone here. You pushed back into him. And that's when you felt something else.
The piss dripped out of you, running first directly onto Charlie's lap where you were sitting, soaking into his boxers. You were sitting in what was basically a puddle of Charlie's piss. The thin, flimsy fabric though, could only keep up for so long. The puddle grew underneath you, liquid pushing up against you. Piss ran over your clit, over your ass, over every sensitive spot between, and you couldn't help but moan at the sensation. You couldn't contain it any longer. It spilled out between the two of you, and you could hear it fucking dripping onto Charlie's desk mat below you. The sound made you clench, which only, obviously, squeezed out more piss.
Lost in the feelings, and Charlie's whimpered half apologies fading into the background, you lifted your hips, the result exactly what you were looking for. The piss inside you flowed out faster, and the drops on the mat turned into splashes. You felt the blood drain out of your head with excitement, cunt pounding with your pulse, clenching around Charlie's still soft cock. Settling back down, you tried to pull yourself together, chest heaving. It was hard, trying to calm yourself while looking down at the man under you. He was bright red and panting, piss having crept its way from your pussy to his shirt, staining the hem of it dark.
"Baby?" he called. Your hands played with the wet hem, unable to meet his eyes. "Baby, I'm so fucking sorry," His cock twitched in you. Fucking caught. You met his eyes.
"I don't think you are,"
Charlie somehow blushed redder, stammering out disjointed sentences while you felt him getting harder inside you. You took a huge chance and covered his mouth, dragging the edge of his shirt into your own. You closed your lips over the fabric and sucked, the unmistakable flavor of Charlie flooding your mouth. His eyes rolled back in his head, and his cock basically sprang to life inside you. Best chance you ever took.
Ripping the shirt out and twisting it in your hand to pull him in, you took your hand off his mouth. Your gazes met again as he choked off a moan. "Charlie,"
"Yeah?"
"If you don't fuck me right now, I'll kill you,"
π» !!
What do you want to know, handsome? /Plat ππ
Realest shit ever ISTG πππππ
You should be a prophet or sum ββββ
I need to be fucked or I need to read smut for 9 hours
I'LL MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOU ON AO3 I LOVE YOU JILLY ββββ
That being said, I'm really happy you're prioritizing yourself and your mental health, remember to take breaks from anything if you ever need it, we love you β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Hey guys!! so, due to mental health reasons and recent events, I will be moving over to a03. This was a decision made as a collective, and for my own good. I need to better myself and get back to where I need to be, and I often do this by cutting out social medias. That being said, im moving to a03! I already have all my works up on my page. Same username!
@slmcclsgirl on a03. So nothing is lost and you can still read my work. ive had such a fun time getting to know all of you, and I wish you guys nothing but love, peace, happiness, and the works. Remember that you have worth, and never undermine yourself. I'll see you on a03! and maybe I will return here when I feel its okay to do so. as much love as I can give,
jilly <3
tags:
@boylover6002 @slmcclsimpblog @slim-kickle @wispywildflower @frogmoisturethief @azzypzazzy @teslasucks37 @rentaldarling @pupslimes @drakudoll those are like the main people I remembered to tag.
That is a huge surprise to be very honest π€―π€―π€―π€―
(love you no matter what!! /plat)
surprisingly no! Iβm cishet
Didn't work out BUT I won't give up and I will try different methods over time. Last night I used the raven method and if y'all have any tips then please please PLEASE let me know π₯°π₯°
Will try shifting for the first time in ages and I'll tell y'all how it went in the morning!! (EST core) ππ
My Tumblr app literally crashes when I try to click the link OMFG πππππ
Okay yβall
I have made a community call βchuckle simpwiches β for all our crazy crazy statements if you want an invite please comment it dm me!
@eclipsee-404 @goos-you @teslasucks37 @shhhhh-secrets @reddsl1mer @sl1merr @sIcmml @melxdigz @lapseOfreason
hey mel! π
if i could tell you how fucking it jarring it was to see not only one of my favorite songs on a jschlatt fic, but also that it was x male readerβ but not just any male reader, a trans male reader, and childhood/pre-transition friend schlatt, you wouldn't believe me.
as a fellow trans male! (us brothers must unite) β to see representation is like... wowza. but to see representation for MLM TRANS READER??? non-existent. blip. zilch. nada.
only you and chappell roan are two people i've seen describe the absolute yearning and horror (and i really think the military should recognize being a trans guy liking a cis guy as a type of fighting the war because there's a) do they see me as a man b) do they like men c) would they like a man like me if they do or d) would they like me better if i was still a girlβ it's a whirlwind, i don't know your sexuality, but based on that beautiful fic you wrote you've probably felt it. unless you pulled that out your ass. then good for you! i'm scared.)
it was just wow! and i keep saying that but it was actually just like... GOBSMACKING. ugh!!! it described literally like everything i've ever felt. because it would be weird if one of the bros tried to cockblock another bro but it's like no guys i'm actually in love with him haha #homiesexual
i'm getting off topic, but i just wanted to say, i loved your fic. i could possibly write an analytical essay on it. i won't (i do enough of those), but keep the praise in mind! i LOVED it. i can't wait to see what you have next. please don't be afraid of posting, your stuff is amazing π
if mel has one fan i'm one, if mel has 100 fans i'm one, if mel has no fans then i am dead β
It's 3 am for me and I am literally crying??? I also, sadly, have experienced points a and d (I have d every fucking day) so yeah, unfortunately I know what it's like but WE GOTTA UNITE ββ
Also I'm omnisexual (heavily leaning towards men, I know, I know, it's bad guys it's bad but it's only for men on my screen)
I just wanted to say that I haven't been writing for quite a long time and diwk is the first thing I've writen in a while, so the positive response I've gotten on it is literally mind-blowing. I appreciate all of you for even reading it, but leaving your thoughts?? Come here and lemme give you a smooch.
I am very very very glad that you've enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it, I have another idea I have to get around for (spoiler: sillymas related π€―) but it WILL be out this week!!
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I forgot I even had this account but I'm putting it to good use now >:) he/they, 19
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