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β- dilf next door. ft ted nivison. α°
summary: after months you finally have a next-door neighbour again! you weren't expecting it to be a recentlly divorced dilf, though. turns out you have quite the effect on him. explains why he's jerking off to you from the window.
β tags: smut/pwp, dilf!ted, ted is a perv, masturbation, light dirty talk, objectifcation,
authors note: you guys said you'd be interested in dilf ted, so here you go!! still just some headcanons for now, but i tried to make it a lil longer as a treat. hope you all enjoy, and don't forget to lmk your thoughts! ΰ»κ°ΰΎΰ½² βΉ ΛβΉ κ±ΰΎΰ½²α
it started off as something simple and innocent
recently someone had moved next door to you, which was great! you hadn't had a next-door neighbour in months now
you had baked cookies for them, a small welcoming gift from yourself, and so you could let them know you were just next door if you were needed
and as soon as the door openedβ
oh. he was fucking handsome
he was tallβ over a head taller than you anywaysβ glasses slightly askew, fluffy brown hair and a grown out moustache to round it all off
he leaned against the doorframe with a surprised expression, sweet smile on his face
"oh? these are for me?" he asks after a moment of silence, eyeing the cookies
however you were holding them at your chest, so you couldn't tell where he was looking
(it was absolutely at your chest)
you finally stutter out a response, a small "oh! yesβ yes, they're for you!" as you hand over the tray, as well as letting him know you're next door if he ever needs you
you watch as his eyes quickly trail your frame, before his smile grows and he gives you a wink
"appreciate it, thank you," he nods, and the conversation is quickly over
he seemed sweet enough, if you ignore the fact you couldn't tell he was looking at your tits
but it's fine, you tell yourself. you're just overthinking
you were, in fact, not overthinking
ted watches as you walk back to your house, eyes lingering on your hips as they sway back and forth
the rest of the night, he's left thinking about what it'd be like to hold your soft sides as he pounds into you
but whoa, hey
he's getting ahead of himself, but he passes it off as divorce blues. said divorce blues just being fucking horny
couldn't give a shit about his ex, not after how she treated him, and how she lied to their kids
anyways.
ted has a morning routine, where the first thing he does is go to the kitchen and make a cup of coffee. something he had done for years
usually he'd just read the morning paper, or have a scroll on his phone, which he did do after the move
so now it had been a couple of weeks since he had moved in, and he was still in his routine
but this morning, when he was walking by to sit at the coffee table, something outside caught his eye
he took a few steps back, peering through the kitchen window to see what it was
lo and beholdβ it was you, wearing skimpy shorts and a tank top as you tended to your overgrown garden
at first he was watching out of genuine interest of what you were doing, but slowly and surely, it stemmed into something else
watching as you bent over to water the flowers that were still living, your shorts barely able to contain your soft ass
or when you reached over to grab a hanging plant, pushing your chest out as your tits were spilling over your little tank top
ted feels his boxers tightening, a small fuck escaping his lips as he let out a low chuckle to himself
ted's glasses slip down his nose as he leans closer to the window, trying to get a better view and the laughable excuse of clothing that you've currently got on
his free hand wanders lower, disappearing under the waistband of his sweats and moves into his boxers, gripping his throbbing cock as his eyes stay trained on your figure
his coffee is long forgotten, as he lets his fingers stroke slow, teasing movements along himself as he watches you stretch, reacj and bend
"keep doing that, sweetheart. just like that... fuck, you don't even know how hard you make me," he whispers to himself, filth falling from his lips at a rapid pace as he stares
you do a stretch as you stand up, and the view ted has is breathtaking, to the point he knows he won't last if he keeps staring
he rests his head against the window with a thud, letting out a deep groan as he shuts his eyes momentarily
when he's ready, he lifts his head back up andβ
oh
oh fuck. you're staring right at him with a confused face
you mouth a "you okay?" to him, tilting your head as you do so
of course you'd hear the fucking thud his head made
ted's eyes widen for a second, as he's almost been caught red-handed. however, his lips curve into a slow, devilish smirk.
he doesn't move, rather, he grabs his coffee cup from the side, and just nods and raises it to you, mouthing a "perfect" to you
as he does this, his hand is still palming and stroking his cock, the fact you're so innocent to his perverted actions turning him on even more
you just smile and nod at him, going back to your gardening and letting ted get a nice view of your ass again in the meantime
his tongue swipes over his bottom lip, jerking himself off faster as he can feel himself getting closer to the edge
the images in his head of him bending you over and fucking you, forcing you on your knees to take his cockβ everything he imagines just pushes him closer to the edge and relief he's chasing
and it's not long until ted is cumming in his boxers, moaning loudly as he rests his forehead against his arm, biting his lip as he tries to shut himself up
he's bucking into his hand, feeling the hot cum spurt over it while he pants heavily at the orgasm that washes over him
it takes him a while to recover, and he just stands there for a bit, regaining his composure and trying to catch his breath
but one thing is for sure
this is part of his routine now.
hey mel! π
if i could tell you how fucking it jarring it was to see not only one of my favorite songs on a jschlatt fic, but also that it was x male readerβ but not just any male reader, a trans male reader, and childhood/pre-transition friend schlatt, you wouldn't believe me.
as a fellow trans male! (us brothers must unite) β to see representation is like... wowza. but to see representation for MLM TRANS READER??? non-existent. blip. zilch. nada.
only you and chappell roan are two people i've seen describe the absolute yearning and horror (and i really think the military should recognize being a trans guy liking a cis guy as a type of fighting the war because there's a) do they see me as a man b) do they like men c) would they like a man like me if they do or d) would they like me better if i was still a girlβ it's a whirlwind, i don't know your sexuality, but based on that beautiful fic you wrote you've probably felt it. unless you pulled that out your ass. then good for you! i'm scared.)
it was just wow! and i keep saying that but it was actually just like... GOBSMACKING. ugh!!! it described literally like everything i've ever felt. because it would be weird if one of the bros tried to cockblock another bro but it's like no guys i'm actually in love with him haha #homiesexual
i'm getting off topic, but i just wanted to say, i loved your fic. i could possibly write an analytical essay on it. i won't (i do enough of those), but keep the praise in mind! i LOVED it. i can't wait to see what you have next. please don't be afraid of posting, your stuff is amazing π
if mel has one fan i'm one, if mel has 100 fans i'm one, if mel has no fans then i am dead β
It's 3 am for me and I am literally crying??? I also, sadly, have experienced points a and d (I have d every fucking day) so yeah, unfortunately I know what it's like but WE GOTTA UNITE ββ
Also I'm omnisexual (heavily leaning towards men, I know, I know, it's bad guys it's bad but it's only for men on my screen)
I just wanted to say that I haven't been writing for quite a long time and diwk is the first thing I've writen in a while, so the positive response I've gotten on it is literally mind-blowing. I appreciate all of you for even reading it, but leaving your thoughts?? Come here and lemme give you a smooch.
I am very very very glad that you've enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it, I have another idea I have to get around for (spoiler: sillymas related π€―) but it WILL be out this week!!
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OKAY BUT THE BOTTOM MIDDLE ONE??? a tear fell down my thigh istg
ur gallery when ur dating charlie slimecicle π
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I don't think anything would change other than the name βπ
what if instead of reddsl1mer it was reddcumm3r and he came all the time
We just have lots of castles and shit, last year my city was having a 600th birthday basically, there's many museums for ww2 and other things and we just have a very rich history. If you'd ever consider visiting Poland I could just give you a tour all around the place
Also Poland is over a thousand years old since like the baptism of our first prince but our history goes much further because pogans and just Slavs in general βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
desperately need to go to germany
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definitionΒ
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
I love you slimecicle-undates please don't go bald πππ
Charlie Slimecicle is eating my curtain rod!
omg mel its been so long !! how ya been
Im doing quite well! Thank you for asking!! I've been very sick this last week but I'm much better now and it's my birthday today so I'm having some friends over!! (God a year into adulthood π€―π€―) How are you doing, though?? Is everything alright??
Depends on what you wrote π€¨π€¨
What if I told you guys that I sent a google forum to the weekly slap. Would you be mad at me
I forgot I even had this account but I'm putting it to good use now >:) he/they, 19
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