Yes Please 🙏😣

There should be a separate tier for ballon boy because he deserves to rot in hell and I hate him and he should die I want to smash his face in with a crowbar and-

yeah

Not only is this great advice for everyone but you mentioned me??? 🥹🥹🥹 Jamie come ere let me give you a sloppy one /plat 💙💙💙💙💙

I beg of you to bestow your writing knowledge upon my weak shoulders. I desperately need it

Teach me your ways, oh Wise One™

stop fleur this is so cute (have you ever seen harry potter?? there's this french chick with the same name as you)

and of course !! not you boosting my ego with the wise one comment ☺️ hehe

idk about "weak shoulders" i actually love your stuff + kinda lurk your profile (i've been reading your stuff since jschlatt imagines twitch couple edition, the one where he says 'give me ur hat back bitch'. i giggled to that once or thrice)

okay yeah so about the writing part! gonna be 100% honest with you here girl...

this account is my slop writing. besides the year you died (shameless plug) most of my posts are written in under 10 minutes, because i get random spurts of motivation + i'm a fast typer.

but when i actually write, like for poetry competitions + writing for myself? my advice is...

really know the character you're writing for

look, we all write out of character schlatt sometimes okay. do i really think that schlatt would harass a poor deli worker to talk about how hot you are and or steal charlie slimecicle's dorky girlfriend?? no, obviously. but i try to embody his accent + his online persona so it's easier to imagine him actually doing that, you know?

just do it.

sometimes my writing is shit! but at least it's released. someone out there one day will write something that hits YOU in the feels, and that could be you, no matter what you right! for me that's my lovely moot @melrambles (not to glaze but that's my boy)

girl, you're ALREADY a good writer!

as i said, i've kept up with your stuff, and your stuff is a little different than mine (i feel like yours is more long form thought out where mine is more aesthetic snippy little fics), but nevertheless you are an amazing writer and i patiently wait for your fics to come out as incredibly early (or late depending on how you look at it!) christmas presents.

so yeah that was my yap sesh. here is my advice, put onto your strong and beautiful shoulders 💞

At first I thought we were talking about docking boats and shit and now I think I should apologise to my mother

docking is so freaky

like not my freaky

just freaky

HOW do you take that seriously.

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

Biblically accurate schlitoris

Chat is this funny?

I woke up in the middle of the night for this ❗❗❗❗ Bo you are actually amazing istg 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Silly duo post!!!

Idk why it got bitcrushed but okay

@the-slimebox

@shhhhh-secrets

@melrambles

Guys I just counted how many minutes are there worth of riptide and then converted it into hours and HOKY SHIT 200H OF PURE CHAOS AND THERE'S STILL MORE???? I am NOT finishing this until summer istg 😭😭

Same energy as the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end 🤤✨

pretzels in general, fucking underrated

petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

🫂

reblog to sign the petition

PLEASE MORE TED 😍😍😍👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

@frostedsugarcookiehearts @k4lenz (my faves, pick NEOW.)