AU Where Sven Meets Pidge From His Reality Aka Altean Alchemist

While eating breakfast…

Mom: *looks over my shoulder to see that I’m reading* I still don’t understand how you can’t help yourself from reading this early in the morning. I understand that books develop the mind, but at 6am?

Me: *shrugging nonchalantly while trying not to look amused at the fact that I am currently reading smut* I mean…

My sister: *eyes me suspiciously*

Me: I guess you could say that I like Lemon with my morning Tea

My sister:*chokes*

Mom:

Me:

Mom: *passes the lemon*

Me:*sips tea with immense satisfaction*

baby: m-- ..... m-- ......

me (as mom): omg shes gonna say momma !!

baby: m-- ... m-- .... mieczyslaw

me: lmao TRUUUU

that is a good question

wait, what about all of the pregnant woman? did fetus’s just suddenly disappear from the womb when thanos snapped his finger?

So true

BOI

The only drawing that survived a dog attack in my sketchbook.

Robo Jesus Aka markus

I Love this comic <3

“It is said the guardian spirit of the light only awakens in time of great imbalance and suffering, and that she has never chosen a paladin before”

Peter giving Miles the tour around HQ:

Peter: Oh, that’s Loki. [whispers] We call him Mr. Loki!

[Miles and Peter pass by]

Peter: Good morning Mr. Loki!

Loki holding a martini: Hmm, too early Peter. [sips]

Miles: Good Morning Mr. Loki!

Loki: [grumbles] Too early Pet-

Peter & Miles: [waves]

Loki:…[sigh] Is there two of you or did I use too much vodka again?

So damn true

Me when reading fanfiction: I want the story to be as close to canon as possible so I really feel like I’m in that universe.

Me when reading Marvel fanfiction: Fuck you.

“NO LET ME HAVE THIS LANCE IS ALTEAN”