Muffin Carley?!??? Stoopid Drum Major!.!.!.

moved to @mellotromatic

Cadet Brookes… the quiet guy who decided to play a loud instrument. Despite strep throat threatening to end me, I must go on.

went in for bottom surgery but they mixed my order up with the girl in the bed next to me so now i have two pussies and she has two dicks but we’re learning to live with it

For this Disability Pride Month, I saw a post that was shittybad and it made me angry. So have this

i hate when people ask how i’m doing like.. horrible. next question

At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room

don’t kill yourself. the longer you live the more obscure fetish art people will make. you cant die before it exists there will be so much for you to jerk off too 🫶