Gap In My Résumé Cause I Was Just Snuggled Up So Cozy

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

i was such a weird lonely little girl and maybe i grew to be a weird lonely woman but idc i built this life for myself and maybe it doesn’t always make sense to others and maybe isn’t always easy or beautiful but it is mine and i cherish it

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

merry clitoris

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine