I Love That Post Thats Like “never Trust How You Feel About Your Life After 9pm” That Shit Changed

Just a normal morning....

[slaps bbc merlin] this bad boy can fit so much doomed romance in it

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

gays dont say "will you marry me" and give you a ring

they give you a key to an apartment on the worst day of your life when you think you are mortally alone and say "i'm with you til the end of the line, pal"

and i think that's beautiful

Oh look, another mentally deranged gender Olympian.

sorely tempted to make this my new blog title

But I can see us lost in the memory

Taylor, Aaron, and Jack. The three musical masterminds that changed our lives with folklore and evermore.

mugler fall 2020 rtw

me: im bored what should i do

my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-

me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please

We meet up every Tuesday night for dinner and a glass of wine 🍷