“glittery Gel Pen With Hearts Drawn Around It” Is The Most Taylor Swift™️ Thing I Have Ever Read

I woke up today and chose to be an irritating cunt once again

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

imagine only watching the eurovision finals and never getting to witness a whole eurovision crowd yelling “pussy” like i’m sorry but yall were robbed

Hahah perfect explanation 🤣🤣🤣

We meet up every Tuesday night for dinner and a glass of wine 🍷

all we are is skin and bone, trained to get along

cassandra - taylor swift

if you don’t like dear reader. go to jail

Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.

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