please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour
Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.
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thinking about this quote:
“As far as the need to rebel against the idea of you, or the image of you: Like, I feel no need to burn down the house I built by hand. I can make additions to it. I can redecorate. But I built this. And so I’m not going to sit there and say, ‘Oh, I wish I hadn’t had corkscrew-curly hair and worn cowboy boots and sundresses to awards shows when I was 17; I wish I hadn’t gone through that fairy-tale phase where I just wanted to wear princess dresses to awards shows every single time.’ Because I made those choices. I did that.”
max singing baby shark it's how we know he lives with a toddler and is a full time step dad
ARE U TELLING ME THE WHOLE EUROPE SCREAMED PUSSY AND LATVIA DIDN'T GET THROUGH
Gaius: The path to inner peace begins with three words...
Gaius: Not. My. Problem.
just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian
I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes
the perfect trilogy
Hahah perfect explanation 🤣🤣🤣
Spinning in my highest heels, luv