Here are the top 10 post here on justbadpuns this March
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
australians dont have sex
australians mate
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
Okay so everyone knows the ghostly wail. But what if Danny got so much control of it, that he could tone it down enough where it wouldn’t hurt anything, and he could sense the sound waves that come back from it? Imagine, Danny using echo location using a toned down version of the ghostly wail! Using it to find small ectoentities that his ghost sense wouldn’t tell him where they are. Him being able to tell Tucker and Sam’s bodies response apart, being able to find them easily if they ever got kidnapped Just. Danny using ecolocation
I found a gem. A glossary of fandom terms.
http://www.ainself.net/irony/get_medieval/fandomvocab.htm
“Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip.” I ended up painting a small tribute to Stephen Hillenburg, thank you for all the laughs even all the way back to Rocko’s Modern Life. Both that and Spongebob influenced my sense of humor big time.
fickled ghoti [pʰɪkəld fɪʃ] n : A blog made up primarily of linguistic play.
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