Mel0njuice - Melon

Love being able to understand only a tiny bit of Spanish. I can’t understand what you want to do but I can understand that you hate your bitch wife

shes a 10 but shes a 9 but shes a 8 but shes a 7 but shes a 6 but shes a 5 but shes a 4 but shes a 3 but shes a 2 but shes a 1 but shes a BLASTOFF 💥💥💥💥🚀KRSHHHHHHHHHHEEWWWWWWBRRRRRBRBRBRRBRBRBRRWWWWWWSHHHHHHHHBRRRRRRRBRRRRBRBR

are you ok with people saying smash to your pics

go right ahead i think it’s fun

you can't stay awake forever. (contains spoilers for marble hornets)

i think im getting artblock so heres this

Honestly one of my favorite headcanons is that Martin was embezzling funds from the institute AND from Peter Lucas personal. Like yeah he's being psychologically tormented and manipulated and 100% expects death when Peter's done with him but he's isn't gonna die broke.

happy 9th anniversary undertale!!!

i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

The 8th of August, 2024

Two mistakes of the universe go for a walk. Despite this, the universe doesn’t chew them up and spit them out. It lets them be. They deserve it, after all.

It’s a lovely day.

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay??? I made you??? I showed you infinity??? And what did you do with it??? Hang out with my grandson??? Raise echoes of my daughter??? What's your life without me??? Admit it??? You would've been me??? I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine??? But eventually you did??? You lived in my house???