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ocean blue how do you do

I was expecting a bull/dragon hybrid child egg whatever from yo cooch than the bull/monkey from that guy's

OH I SEE

dude, a bull/dragon hybrid seems interesting to me tbh‼️ a monkey/dragon hybrid too!!!

bro i have nothing in mind, just adorable little puppies

Hey bestie, I'm hungover at work againnnnn --- [ @ask-the-black-lotus-prince ]

HEY LOTUS PRINCE good morning‼️‼️

wanna do something after work? pigsy didn't wake up in a good mood today teehe

I'm feelin so tired argh

Throwing you all with my random dumb situation headcanons for the ninja:

The moment Kai and Cole met they just kept arguing back and forth. Bantering in all technicalities. Kai would say Cole’s arms are just flab’s and not actual muscles and Cole would say Kai’s hair makes him look like a spiky hair brush attached to a body he could easily snap in half. This later led to speculations of a rival’s to lovers plot line until they turned all that energy into something to use on others. Kidnapped? They’re cussing out the kidnapper over his horrible smell. Lectured from Wu and Lloyd? One of them is mimicking them behind their back, exaggerated back issues and all. And to do the norm of bullying Jay, of course.

Jay and Zane have both dressed up as oversized marshmallows before. Zane’s large costume had unbelievably soft fur, Jay’s was somehow actually burnt. They made Kai glue sticks to himself and shoved Cole into a stiff costume of a campfire. He started rolling down a cliff. Jay and Zane periodically laugh at it, even years later.

Kai was once walking past Zane, one accidentally stumbled over Kai’s foot, which made Kai lose balance, which made Zane reach forward to grab Kai, which made Kai cling onto Zane koala bear style but deformed? Which then led them to tumbling down the monastery stairs at 3am. Tired after 10 minutes of rolling down and falling into a tree, they accepted their fate and fell asleep in a puddle of mud. Nya had fun blasting them with water to both clean them and wake them up after two hours of searching for them.

Lloyd has found a lot of entertainment of sticking stickers everywhere. Nya ends up giving him a ‘water you doing’ pun sticker with her face on it after crystallised. He doesn’t know how to feel about it other than sticking it on to one of the cups Jay used to talk to. Lloyd, during march of the oni, may or may not have stuck a cockroach and spider sticker onto Garmadon’s helmet. He has also created realistic stickers and once replaced the bathroom mirror with one. Kai thought he became a vampire.

Jay once caught Kai reading starfarer fanfics. As much as Jay wanted to make fun of Kai, he took a quick peak at the fic and realised ‘oh. Oh no.’ When seeing the writing of 12 year old Jay.

Nya got told she was horribly messy, like a beast, from Kai and that he doubts she could ever clean anything well. She thought challenge accepted, noted how there was no rules saying she can’t use her element (ignoring the fact there are no rules at all) and proceeded to clean the entire monastery under an hour. She didn’t anticipate the fact that her magical element might not be made for cleaning, when for the next week everyone kept slipping on the mirror like floors. Wu took it as a good way to train the ninja in difficult circumstances, and the chicken was then released.

Zane, after a new rule being made on not being allowed to sleep in the fridge, decided to try something else and attempted to freeze himself in a block of ice. In the ninja’s shared bedroom. Wu was torn between cackling and sitting on the floor in disappointment when he opened the door to their room the next morning, wondering why his students are late, only to find ice. Just ice. An ice room. In a literal sense. Nya was not torn whatsoever as she cackled on the floor taking pictures of the shivering ninja.

yea bud fr

I'm hungover as shit you guys, but by the gods last night was great.

✦ ITS SUMMERRRR!!!

✦ This is for the Journey to the West Discord Summer Event!

✦ So just some silly fun between the blorbos c:

Also... for context behind the scene just read this

Its Written by @crzyimp and PLEASW GO READ IT! ITS THE PURE HUMOR AND JUST SO GOOD! HDHDHFHR

MEIIII

How come you get two partners >:'(

BRO I DON'T KNOW EITHER‼️

after soome events (samadhi fire and other stuff), the three of us became inseparable, but we had no idea of ​​the feelings we had for each other🚶‍➡️🚶‍➡️ until one day Mister Tang commented that we three looked like a couple and then the pieces fell into place yk

aND TCHARAA WE'VE BEEN IN A QPR SINCE ⭐️

shitpost i put way too much effort into