SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!
My favorite book is probably tuck everlasting or Percy Jackson and the lightning thief
TUCK EVERLASTING IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME
me, on a date: Do you like ELO?
them: Who?
me: sorry I have to go home right now immediately
Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.
someone: *mentions star wars*
me:
I just know xaden has been unintentionally pavlov-ed into getting a hard-on during thunderstorms
twinkle, twinkle little stars
“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”
kingsman movies: DEATH DEATH DEATH KABOOM DEATH
kingsman fandom: nope, according to science they definitely survived that, don't lie susan