I Like How American Stores Sell Pickles Suspended In Their Special Nutrient Fluid Like Mech Pilots

Senators are going to vote on whether or not we should continue to send aid to Israel on Wednesday, November 13th. Call them, bombard their phone lines with calls. Every fucking day. We have a chance of doing something about this.

WHAT the fuck

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross

Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other