Have You Ever Had A Surprise Party Thrown For You?

uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

If it climbs out of your Margarita and starts to kiss ya,

it's the drink whore!

For Sure!!

y’all havin a good september?

"israel is being targeted by multiple countries at once" yeah that's what happens when you attack multiple countries. you're operating in a very selective version of reality if you're shocked and horrified israel would face any sort of retaliation

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.