Medusaslegacy - Clusterfuck

They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true

The Instagram reel romance book pitches are getting so outrageous like how and I not supposed to laugh at this??

hi! i’m god. from bible. why are you doing that

not to be rude but

if i hear a dog shouting outside?

stop. be quiet puppy…….

if i hear a cat shouting outside?

its with purpose, its saying something influential, we just need to listen…….

wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross

Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

actually this fucking slaps