This Is Like Me And My Gf, Saying Bye To Our Third Wheel

I'm poor and dont like soup :(

I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor. 

Ask him to pay rent if he says no eat him

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

I love this more then I love my right hand

So are we not gonna talk about how Tewksbury lives in rainforest cafe???? My brother in Christ are there thunderstorms every thirty minutes in your London penthouse??? Is Tracy tree gonna talk to me if I go in there????? Can I have my birthday party in your home???

If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

If I were a beautiful woman and two men were in love with me I would manipulate them into doing gay shit with each other

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

the urge to screech is mighty, but the social anxiety says no.

Ok so like somehow I have like 34 followers but like ALL OF THEM ARE TOTALLY CORN BOTS AND I AM DYING LIKE- WHY CANT REAL PPL FOLLOW ME T-T