— Caught In A Dreamy Fog

my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits

"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."

"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"

"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."

"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."

"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"

"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."

"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("

"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"

"......Am I able to represent myself?"

"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."

"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"

"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"

"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"

[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]

"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."

"Can't prosecute success 😏"

"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"

"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"

"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]

"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."

"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."

"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"

"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."

"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."

[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."

"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."

"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"

Honestly, I like to think kusuo's fucked-upness reflects on his body in mundane and unexpected ways too. Like, no, it isn't normal or health that you can dis and relocate your joints with minimal effort. It's also not normal to get daily migraines. Every cardiac alert dog within your vicinity thinks you're dying.

Mumbo Killsalot Faliure Jumbo

Good to know

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

Weekly art 11: Frends :D

today i learned that knife's current voice actress is JACKED as FUCK

Snowboarding with the Tulpar crew ❄️🏂💊

Since finding out Curly is snow sport kinda guy and winter is also coming jsjs why not draw Curly taking the whole crew for a snowboarding trip 😩👏 Well in my head this is Anya and Daisuke first time going while Curly and Jimmy already know how to skate 🏂 Swansea is not fond of sport so he just tags along hdjdjd 💜

Also designing all the outfits for them and choosing the colors ahh destroyed my back 🙏 I have a thing for snow outfits hehe but where im there is no winter so no chance to wear them 😔

If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks

pony requests i did on instagram a while back