Um, a lot of people really liked my sbi assassin au? idea
(haha what the fuck-)
Here have more shit that my sleep deprived brain came up with
Tommy and Wilbur are rich kids. Like the ones who live in big manor houses and get to go to fricking galas.
Wilbur went abroad to study (read : live a normal life). He's got a lot of friends now, who he depends on now to find his brother.
Tommy is best friends with Tubbo and Ranboo! Tubbo has been best friends with him since he was a baby and Ranboo is more recent
The assassination was ordered out by an anonymous person.
Phil is a assassin known as the Angel of Death. No one has escaped his clutches.
Techno is his adopted son. He's in his early twenties, and is just as proficient as his father when it comes to assassinating.
Tommy very quickly enters Phil's good graces, but takes a bit longer to enter techno's.
But when he does, Techno quickly realizes he would die for this annoying gremlin child.
Then they hear about Wilbur
The oldest son, who has been turning every rock and building upside down to find his little brother.
The anonymous person strikes again
Wilbur is the victim this time
OKAY SO I SAW THIS ONE ART PIECE OF MICHAEL STICKING HIS TOUNGE OUT AT TECHNO AN TECHNO STICKING IT RIGHT BACK AND I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T FIND IT HELP
somehow over the years, I've found myself on the "everybody's gay here" side of the Stranger Things fandom and I just wanted to say thanks for having me and I'm glad to be here
sometimes i forget that not everyone has been around for the dsmp as long as i have.
like i Vividly remember watching the stream of wilbur gathering tommy and tubbo to start a drug empire. i will never forget wilbur letting fundy join the crew on the condition that he yells “Fuck 12” in sapnap’s face (as sapnap had taken it upon himself to be the server police).
people talk about how niki or jack were at the revolution and i’m like *lights cigarette* “nah, those wippersnappers didn’t show up ‘til after our independence. niki’s citizenship was discussed as the walls were being constructed but she didn’t actually join until after the dust had settled and the war was done. they were fine citizens,” *chokes on smoke* “but they weren’t there for the fightin’,”
or someone will say that c!wilbur was a terrible president and i’m like
*slams caprisun* “aye, soot was a right bastard sometimes but he was our bastard. cowardly and brave that one, tongue like a silver viper. he wasn’t perfect but he got us our camarvan, our freedom, our walls. sapnap used to bust down the camarvan doors before we built up ‘em black and yellow beauties.” *obnoxious straw sipping noise as the caprisun is clearly empty but i’m stubborn* “the smp was a blazing furnace, but president soot made somewhere we could rest in the walls’ shade,”
mangobaII corpsebur REAL
Ranboo replied to Technodad!
this is how the smp should end, and i stand by that
Seeing as Magicians can live so long, how long do you think Carter and Sadie are going to live?
I’d like their friendship thanks.
a little boy doing a little dance