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3 years ago

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

3 years ago

i never mind questions from random online strangers

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

3 years ago

One time I dreamt that I went to Japan to find a man, we found him by the colour of the mud we saw in a video he posted. When I went there there were a bunch of men on horses. One was leading them and getting them to shout “Eat master, Eat maker” as they rode off a cliff and fell onto the ground where they were immediately hit and squashed by rock golems.


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3 years ago

these are excellent

Dancing Cockroaches For You Blog
Dancing Cockroaches For You Blog
Dancing Cockroaches For You Blog

Dancing cockroaches for you blog


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3 years ago

this is me also

I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

3 years ago

dammit i wanna see this now

Was Nobody Gonna Tell Me They Had A Storyboard Of Dolores Reenacting The Velociraptor Kitchen Scene With

Was nobody gonna tell me they had a storyboard of Dolores reenacting the velociraptor kitchen scene with Bruno and Mirabel?!

I mean look at this

Was Nobody Gonna Tell Me They Had A Storyboard Of Dolores Reenacting The Velociraptor Kitchen Scene With

Hilarious


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3 years ago
“Nobody Will Come Asking If You Need A Break. Nobody Will Come To Know Something That You’ve Never

“Nobody will come asking if you need a break. Nobody will come to know something that you’ve never shared. It takes breaking the silence to express your needs, whether that’s canceling dinner plans or emailing a teacher or a boss. A break should not end you. A few days off should not undermine what you’ve accomplished.Nothing is more important than your choice to stay living so prioritize what you need to keep breathing and laughing and crying and eating and sleeping and finding new adventures—to keep you here.” – Hope W. 


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3 years ago
1. Organize Your Study Space

1. Organize your study space

Organizing your study space is really important. Avoid starting to study before that because getting up to get things you don’t have at hand will distract you. I have my own “desk organization list”. Laptop, iPad, Apple Pencil, earphones, water, fruits, my pencil case, my folders, paper, etc.

2.     Make a plan and get control of your calendar

Make a "to do list" and plan everything out. When exactly are your exams?  How many days do you want to study for each subject? Which subject needs more time? Etc., etc.

3.     Mistakes are good

When studying we do make mistakes sometimes. I hate it. You hate it. Yes, it’s awful. But they are GOOD. You learn from them. A short anecdote of my life: If I didn’t make the mistake of dating a complete idiot, I probably would not have learned that bad boys really aren’t that great haha.

4.     Find examples

To really understand something, you should find examples. E. g. if you are learning about some kind of criminal law, look up cases. If you are studying about the business cycle, look up examples of different countries. Is the US in a boom? Or a depression? Has it been in a depression before? What was that like?

5.     Test yourself

Quizz yourself. This is the most important thing when studying something by heart or learning a language. Get your flashcards out of your pocket!  And quizz yourself every single day!

6.     Take regular breaks and sleep for 8 hours

I know, studying is important. But what is even more important is your health. Don’t drain yourself. You got this. Don’t worry! Take a short break after 25 minutes every time. Just a short one. Allow yourself to breath and close your eyes. Your brain needs sleep and breaks to function!

7.     Study before going to sleep

A numerous amount of studies have found out that the brain processes a lot of things while sleeping. This can be very beneficial to us! Study for a few minutes before going to bed or revise what you have studied that day. It will help you remember it better.

8.     Eat good foods

I know you don’t want to hear this… A pizza is quite nice. But is it good for you? Probably not. Food is fuel. But we need good fuel to function properly. Eat nutritious foods and be good to your body. It really needs a healthy diet to maintain your health and stay happy. Also: Your brain needs calories. Don’t starve yourself. Aaaand, remember to drink enough water. I recommend watching “The Game Changers” on Netflix.

9.     Exercise

Working out can be extremely beneficial to you. Not just for your physical strength but also for your mental health and productivity, studies have found. Going for a run or going to the gym can increase your overall well-being! So let’s go! I’m getting ripped tonight, RIP that… umm sorry.

10.  Be kind to yourself

Last but not least, please be kind to yourself. Don’t beat yourself up. Everything is going to be fine. You are not alone. You are loved. You are worthy. Please remember that! I love you.

Feel free to join my #selfhelpforstudents100Days challenge (aka me doing the 100 Days of Productivity Challenge and motivating y'all haha).

Also feel free to join our study/mental health server on Discord. We’re doing self help “group therapy” calls, studying together and much more. We’re stronger together!

We are currently working on a website to help students with studying and mental health issues. My post about it.

Love, Sophia


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3 years ago

So cute! The art is so pretty!

Tío Bruno And Young Mirabel.🦋🥺

Tío Bruno and young Mirabel.🦋🥺

(ig : allieeecakes)


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3 years ago

Oh there's an English word for it too. Enucleation, I'm pretty sure. Normally used in a medical/clinical context. I haven't seen the movie, so don't know if that would or not, but yeah.

Re-watching "the Guest" with French subtitles atm to get back into the language, and came across s'éborgner.

Do the French really have a verb for the action of taking out an eye???


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3 years ago
I Wasn’t Planning On Making Animation When I Sketched This But Here I Am

I wasn’t planning on making animation when I sketched this but here I am


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3 years ago

La Familia Madrigal

La Familia Madrigal
La Familia Madrigal
La Familia Madrigal
La Familia Madrigal
La Familia Madrigal

© SumiBumii on Twitter

4 years ago

hey kids if ur parents are abusive, dont be surprised if they suddenly change all their behaviors when u finally move out, if they start acting very nice and never even allude to all those times Before when they were treating u bad. this is a form of gaslighting and if u plan to keep distant from them as an adult, this may well be the defining characteristics of ur interaction w/ them. it’s tough to navigate this, because u will almost definitely wonder: was i abused? listen… when u sit in ur own home someday, maybe w/ a loved one, and things feel good, and the past feels far away, ur abuse was not made up. ur parents really did those things, and whether or not u want to keep them out of ur life or form a new dynamic w/ them, that’s up to u. but never let them make u believe they were always good to u.

4 years ago

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone of any nationality and ethnicity.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone in the LGBTQ+ community.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone with a disability or disorder.

Reblog if your page is a safe space for anyone who has experienced or is experiencing trauma.

Reblog if your page is a safe space.

4 years ago

❗️Texas Winter Outage Resource Compilation:❗️

General Tips

ATTN: Anyone With No Heating Or Power Currently

Texas Aid Donations

Easy light source for when you need to conserve device battery and flashlights aren't enough

Reptiles and Power Outages

Easy heater using a terracotta pot and a lighter

What is happening in Texas: An explanation of the power issues

So Your Temperate Home is Suddenly an Arctic Hellscape

if u have more helpful posts like these that arent already on this list, PLEASE add on!

4 years ago

hugs are good

I Actually Drew The Sketch Of This A While Ago, After I Watched "S Vs S Redux" I Think ;) And Yeah, Lots

I actually drew the sketch of this a while ago, after I watched "S vs S redux" I think ;) And yeah, lots of hugs👍💕


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4 years ago
Follow Forthefuns For More Funny Stuff

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

4 years ago

Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

4 years ago

Logan in a bow tie is so cute!

Outfit theivery : D

They would definitely steal Logan's neckties. Imagine if they take them all that Logan is one day forced to wear a bowtie. Bonus if he tries to act all nonchalant about it

Outfit Theivery : D

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4 years ago

Hi little Janus! Can I give you a hug please?

He Shy. Say Hi To Him Or Something 🥺

He shy. Say hi to him or something 🥺


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4 years ago
They Are Truly The Brightest
They Are Truly The Brightest

they are truly the brightest

4 years ago

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

4 years ago

chaos.

Baking With The Sides! :D

Baking with the Sides! :D

Here's a Speedpaint if you're interested ;w;


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4 years ago

Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:

They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime

They want others to reblog it

They want more attention for it

THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT

They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it

THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT

IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME

BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG

THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER

4 years ago

my day is 100% better after seeing this

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY JANUS!!
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY JANUS!!
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY JANUS!!
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY JANUS!!
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY JANUS!!

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY JANUS!!


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