It’s The Month Of Obi-Wan, So I Decided To Illustrate Him For Star Wars Day.

This tracks coz I'm bi and have a high number of ace friends (tho I'm also kinda ace, hence my presence here)

ace culture is (okay this isn't REALLY ace culture but i've talked to multiple other aces who have said the same thing) ace culture is have so many bi friends, all of my friends are bi and i love them very much

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

apparently, having the wip document open on my computer while making tumblr posts about writing does not make words appear on the screen. interesting.

Yes i'm part of the LGBT

Leenage Gutant Binja Turtles

They look terrified.

hanging out with the twins is like babysitting, except u don’t get paid and you’ll probably have to put out two (2) fires, minimum

Got caught :/

Original photo:

I like all of this but "Hondo is himself" is perfection

Barriss needs to be trapped in a nice fairytale world for a while. We can Wizard of Oz isakai her there.

Luminara is the witch.

Kit Fisto is the prince [Duh.]

Anakin and Obi-Wan are the Princesses royal guards.

Ahsoka and Padme are said princesses.

Plo Koon is that one really nice wizard.

Yoda sells potion ingredients.

Ventress is the weird swamp witch that doesn't actually hurt anyone

Hondo is himself

Shaak Ti is the good witch.

Cad Bane is the huntsman.

Palpatine turns Barriss into a swan [He's actually chill in this AU. He turns her because he feels like it's the best thing for whatever the hell this is]

Savage, Maul, and Feral accompany Barriss a LOT.

Tarkin is the King [fight me]

Meanwhile, Barriss IRL is essentially in a coma. Kit comes to visit her as often as he can because the war is over. Yoda also starts coming when he realizes that Luminara isn't coming for her Palawan.

When she wakes up from her coma, she sees Anakin, Kit, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Aayla, fucking TARKIN is there. Barriss doesn't even look for her master before kissing Kit and hugging Ahsoka.

Wireless Router Husband is at maximum antennae today

I'm sorry my knowledge of clone wars stuff is still only like, 15% capacity but i saw the thing about Plo handing out snacks, then remembered the OTHER thing about kel dor food and I'm just like. Sometimes when Plo is extra tired he'll hand you an explosive or something and it might just be intended as extra ammo but he might also have been trying to feed you, you just gotta roll with it and not ask questions.

OH MY GOD.

I love it. :D  Some poor clone going, “Uh, commander - the general just gave me this grenade and when I tried to ask about it, he just patted me on the back and said it would be good for me.”

And Wolffe, who’s used to this, just says, “Hurl it at the enemy, trooper, and if General Plo asks about it later, tell him it hit the spot.  Depending on what he remembers, he’ll either think it blew up a lot of droids or it was delicious.  Works either way.”

Bird Patton because why not?