May I Offer You A Tiny Ahsoka In These Trying Times

It gives off "Only we get to call him that!" and I love it

Brothers 💕

We need Gregor's cookbook! With notes and everything in each recipe. Like, how did he come up with that recipe? Where did he learn it from? If it's an original one or if he just modified it. Notes of other clones, which are their favorites. If Gregor named one dish after someone, Illustrations of the dishes. Special recipes like a "birthday cake" that Hunter asked Gregor to do for Omega. People who make Star Wars zines, please do this, and I will give you all my credits. Pleaaaaase!!!!

I saw someone joking that Tup’s full name is Tupperware and now I’m imagining all the clones having the time of their lives coming up with extended versions of each others’ names

Waxer: Cody, short for… Codependent?

Cody: no-

Boil: yes. Who is he codependent with?

Waxer: either the general, or Rex

Boil: fair enough

Cody: Boil short for Boiler?

Waxer: boring. Boil short for Ballerina

Boil: what the-

Hardcase: Cody short for cond-

Everyone: shut up, Hardcase

Kix: Kix short for Kicks ass

Rex: no buddy

Kix: alright it was worth a try

Fives: Echo, short for Economy

Echo: *mocking Fives* ShOrT fOr EcOnOmY

Fives: *trying not to laugh* that’s why we call you Echo, man

Appo: mine is short for Apologist cause I always have to apologize for y’all’s shit

Hardcase: Jesse short for Jessica

Jesse: *hits Hardcase in the head*

Rex: alright what is mine short for?

Hardcase: Rex short for exterminator!

Everyone: …

Hardcase: listen the letters are there, just not in the right order

Rex: eh, I’ll take it

Fives: Sister, short for… Sinister?

Sister: you know what. Yes.

I'm sorry my knowledge of clone wars stuff is still only like, 15% capacity but i saw the thing about Plo handing out snacks, then remembered the OTHER thing about kel dor food and I'm just like. Sometimes when Plo is extra tired he'll hand you an explosive or something and it might just be intended as extra ammo but he might also have been trying to feed you, you just gotta roll with it and not ask questions.

OH MY GOD.

I love it. :D  Some poor clone going, “Uh, commander - the general just gave me this grenade and when I tried to ask about it, he just patted me on the back and said it would be good for me.”

And Wolffe, who’s used to this, just says, “Hurl it at the enemy, trooper, and if General Plo asks about it later, tell him it hit the spot.  Depending on what he remembers, he’ll either think it blew up a lot of droids or it was delicious.  Works either way.”

of course AO3 is going down right as my work shift ends

Shoving cute creatures into tiny balls and forcing them to fight for me

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.