The Ultimate Horror

he is sitting and pondering

“Your writing is at a College Graduate reading level”

Thank you WordCounter.net, I AM using my college degree to write Gravity Falls smut

I love talking to kids about disability bc

1. they often just Get It, and

2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.

I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.

Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.

so you want to be a writer aka someone who drinks lukewarm coffee at midnight while arguing with imaginary people, googles things like “how much blood loss is fatal” while eating snacks, gets emotionally attached to characters they’ll probably kill off, stares at a blank page for hours just to write one sentence and delete it immediately, has 27 unfinished projects but starts a new one anyway because it’s different this time, and spends more time daydreaming about interviews they’ll never give than actually writing—congratulations, you’re already halfway there.

Horrifying idea, but not entirely unrealistic

Idk if Star Wars already did this but what if there was a Jedi during the clone wars that just had their medics euthanize wounded clones

Shout out to all the people:

-who don’t smile for pictures

-who’s family always say they’re gloomy

-who wish they were more photogenic

-who think they ruin the picture just because they’re in it

-who don’t like taking pictures of themselves

-who compare their level of photogenic material (or lack there of) to other people around them

-who once smiled big for pictures and then something changed

-who focus on one bad thing of themselves in the picture, completely ignoring the rest

I see you, and I’m here to tell you it’s okay. A picture is worth a thousand words but a thousand words aren’t worthy of you. 

An Echo Valentine's, for those whose hearts are held captive by an arc!!

And I figured we might be missing him even more than usual, what with comics and the novel that he's eh, not in... tally marks represent counting down the days till we see him again, in whatever medium that may be... *please let it be a new animated series*

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

That took forever to scroll through

I totally agree about the alarms! I just have one that I change the time of whenever I need it (which was a pain on my iPhone but much easier on android)

i wish this default android clock app had "one shot" alarms. no not the timer. the alarm clock. like you set it for a time and once it goes off it disappears from your list