Sex Is Very Thematically Rich On A Conceptual Level But Could Use Some Work As A Real Thing That Happens

cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

i’m not really into demonizing women for being into cutesy interests but it’s true that it’s always the most rude/unpleasant people who will have a profile picture of like a baby deer or bunny or something

I wish I could vomit at will. I would get out of so many situations just by throwing up on someone

next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

they should invent an extreme codependent lesbian situationship that's actually good for you

Light answers a tough question

growing out a buzzcut when your hair insists on growing straight UP instead of lying flat is soooooooooo annoying

I'd rather be chained to a radiator in someone's basement than have a "career" (said while logging onto Indeed.com)