!!!do NOT Buy Lazy Lions!!!

On the other hand...

!!!do NOT buy Lazy Lions!!!

(fyi, this IS a joke)

Many people think that the way lazy lions lie around all day is cute, but IT IS NOT!

On The Other Hand...

[ID: a "lazy lions" nft with a purple background. The lion's fur is brown, and its mane is red and braided. Its eyes are not in line, and they have different colors. It is wearing a fishing hat, an etherium design earring, and a winter coat.]

These lions AREN'T lazy, they're SUFFERING from LEARNED HELPLESSNESS! A good lion breeder always makes sure their lions get AT LEAST 5 hours of activity. These lions were kept in cages all day, every day! Their owner barely fed them, so they became SEDENTARY to reserve ENERGY. Its mane is also supposed to be trimmed and kept tidy! All this breeder has done is tie a few clumps together, which can even hurt the lion sometimes!

We've seen what happened to the bored ape breeder, so let's kick back into gear!

(take all this as literally or as metaphorically as you want, I put this out with the intent of art, to let it evolve and spread, or die trying)

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