What?

OH FUCK ITS MARCH

OKAY

I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO ASK

How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Caesars

Enter stage right, looking disheveled

“Damn! You look like you had a wild night, spill!”

“Yeah thats one way to say it. Well, I was definitely bent over my desk til two in the morning”

“Hell yeah, who’s the lucky person?”

“Calculus.”

“Oh.”

Hyperthymesia, also known as

Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory (HSAM), is an extremely rare condition that allows people to recall almost every event in their lives with great detail.

For example, when given a date, a hyperthymestic can remember exactly and with vivid detail, what happened to them or what they were doing that day.

They can also recall what they were wearing, what they were eating, facial expressions, emotions, and many other episodic details from that day.

There are currently around 60 people in the world with confirmed hyperthymesia.

Some can even remember the day they were born, and only a couple of them can remember being in the actual womb.

IDK FUCKEN SHOULD I???

if thomas sees this hi thomas wheeze

Sobbing laughing rn I just wanna dm mister Thomas sansders with this fucken video with only the caption “Janus after a few drinks”

when I tell you I am SOBBING in laughter

I’m sorry what the heck is a bootlegger

oh god Ive gotten too comfortable, i need to chill with the posts lmao

Life is too short. Shove 60 blueberries in your mouth in the middle of the night :)

Imagine fucking sucking at Mario Kart

@/ you know who you are

The Iris Eclectic

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