Toga: Why Are Your Putting Hair Dye Remover Into Your Bag??

the intimacy of liking a mutual’s post. i hope you see my stupid little icon and feel seen. i love you. i appreciate you. do you want to run away with me. i’m here for you. let’s swordfight. i’m never going to give you up.

We all know about Mr. Steal-your-girl and Ms. Steal-your-man. Now introducing the third party: Mx. Steal-your-food!

anna in frozen 2 really found out her grandfather was actually racist and violent and did not defend him for a second and when olaf says “but that goes against what arendelle stands for” about him she goes “it sure fucking does” and then she goes and gets a giant to destroy a dam thats existence is both the reason arendelle exists but was also was an embodiment of hostility toward the northuldra people (arendelle as it stands now could not exist without violence towards the northuldra) and when the arendelle guards are like “stop we need this dam for arendelle” she says “we have no future if we are not making things right” and she does this even though she loves arendelle so much she does it BECAUSE she loves arendelle so much and she becomes queen after for doing it like. anna would be considered radical af or even a traitor irl but in a disney movie detached from reality shes the clear hero. I Just Think It’s Interesting…

Shoto: "Are you Endeavor's secret love child or something?"

Dabi: ...

Dabi: "How are you this stupid, Shoto?"

Petition to start calling Endeavor "Rei's husband"

Promised Part 3  - Tom Riddle x reader

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Summary: In this story, Tom didn’t grow up as an orphan, but with his grandfather and uncle. Reader’s sister got very sick and the Gaunts offer their help. But not without asking for something in return.

Disclaimer: Please be aware that I don’t condone any of this in real life.

Warnings: Arranged marriage

Word count: 2k

Part 3 - Parallels and Potions

You found yourself in a corridor. It was dark. So dark, you could hardly see anything but the low light on its end. The light was subtle, yet it pulled you towards it. As you started walking, you noticed that you held something in your hands. It was quite big, but not too heavy and you couldn’t see enough to detect what it was. So you kept on walking towards the light. Although it seemed so close, it felt like you had walked for hours on the spot. 

Finally, you reached the exit and entered a small room. It was bright and made you squint your eyes. Dozens of chairs were lined up left and right from you, with a path in their midst. The seats were all empty, but there was one person standing at the end of the path. Tom. He wore a black suit and tie, his hands intertwined on his back as he watched you walking towards him.

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Tom Riddle | Voldemort/Original Female Character(s), Tom Riddle/Original Character(s) Characters: Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Original Female Character(s), Tom Riddle’s Gang, 1940’s Hogwarts Pupils and Teachers

Additional Tags: Psychopathology & Sociopathy, Manipulation, Violence, Blood and Gore, Tragic Romance, Dark Magic, Death, Emotional dependence, Horror, Explicit Language, Sexual Content

Series: Part 1 of The Deathly Tales

Summary: Let me tell you a story of a Boy who feared Death and a Girl who feared Life. Let me tell you about their youth. Let me tell you about their curse. ____________________________________

* First part of a two-parts series entitled “The Deathly Tales” * The story and characters were inspired by JK Rowling’s Wizarding World and are based on canon knowledge. * Please forgive my grammar mistakes. English is not my mother tongue. * PUBLISHED ONCE A MONTH

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CHAPTER 5 ONLINE!

premise:  En sa beauté gît ma mort et ma vie. [In her beauty rests (both) my death and my life] Tom Marvolo Riddle never fancied anyone - to be fair, he did not think he could. Though, an encounter on his first train to Hogwarts had left a deep impression that he very much could love someone, though if that someone could love him with all of his secrets was a different question, one that he was eager to find out yet was awfully curious of. You always intrigued him. From the very first day the two of you met, to the very last… warnings: angst, disturbing themes, fluff, blood

young!tom riddle x reader

1. gloomy days follow 2. the prince in shinning armor 3. good intentions 4. a lesson in language 5. thorns 6. amortentia 7. tom’s confession 8. train ride home 9. rot 10. the crimson curtain/odette

[this series is finished]

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Slytherin: Do you ever look yourself at the mirror and you realize you had forgotten how you look?

Ravenclaw: ...Formulate

Slytherin: I mean, I know I'm gorgeous *glancing at the glass*, but I'm able to stun myself with my beauty every. Single. Time.