Tom: Once I saw someone write "lgtb" instead of "lgbt" and it confused me but now I love it because it's the perfect acronym to "let's guillotine the bourgeoisie".
Harry: Let's get this bread.
Tom: Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie.
Best Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies
trump’s epa is rushing in some last minute environmental protection cuts for the lame duck term
Young Tom Riddle x Hufflepuff reader. A completed series about their complicated relationship and why they connect with each other on a different level. I tried to stay true to Tom’s character, so it turned out pretty angsty and dark. Contains fluff, physical threats and disturbing themes therefore rated A (Content suitable only for adults ages 18 and up.)
Part 1 - Year 6 Part 2 - Stalker Part 3 - The Mission Part 4 - Human Transfiguration Part 5 - Christmas Break Part 6 - Horcruxes
FAV
Some of y’all MHA fans need a good ol southern ass woopin from me cuz yall be doing the most. Saying that bnha boys would never like/date a black girl cuz they’re “thugs” and “dirty” is ridiculous. One, they are fictional yet yall claim that yall can separate fiction from reality. Two, who in they right mind would create characters to hate/degrade a race? and three, if you a racist bitch then just say that and get it over with. Im sick and tired of seeing this shit every damn day. Do better or hope your ass is better after I put my foot up it😒
I know I’m finna get some hate anons for this one so I’m ready
Eri is helping!!!
Hufflepuff: I just wanted to fall in love...
Ravenclaw: Don't. It's very expensive.
Slytherin, with a golden necklace and a diamond bracelet: I have no idea what you are talking about.
I really hate that photo of Chief Spotted Elk (commonly known as “Bigfoot” but pls don’t call him that bc it’s not his name) lying dead on the snow at Wounded Knee. Unfortunately, that’s the only one people ever seem to use of him, so when I did a history training on those events I went looking for a different one, and:
Look at the size of those hoop earrings. Look at that choker. Look at the horse fetish, and the intricate plant pattern on his chest below it. Look at those braid wraps.
Spotted Elk had so much style. I never want to see that photo of him in the snow again, knowing this is who he actually was.
And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for them meddling scouts!
Yes ok but can y’all appreciate this Horikoshi sketch with me my dudes
We’ve got a Bakugo struggling to take Aizawa’s arm off of him
Bakugo
“Explosively brawny”
Katsuki
who scored a 5/5 in Power in the Official Character Book
is using all his strength to get Aizawa’s arm off of him
And there isn’t a single shaky line on Aizawa’s arm
That is all, thank you and good day