Tom, On The Phone: I Need Your Help! Can You Come Here?

Tom, on the phone: I need your help! Can you come here?

Harry, also on the phone: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Tom: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

Harry: I can't find them.

Tom: What do you mean you can't find them?

Harry: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Tom: What do mean "there's only soup"?

Harry: It means there's only soup.

Tom: Well get out of the soup aisle!

Harry: Alright, you don't have to shout at me. (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!

Tom: What do mean "there's more soup"?!

Harry: There's just more soup!

Tom: Go into the next aisle!

Harry: (move to the next aisle) There's still soup!

Tom: Where are you right now?!

Harry: I'm at soup!

Tom: WHAT DO MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Harry: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Tom: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Harry: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Tom: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Harry: FUCK YOU!!

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4 years ago

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

4 years ago

Tom: I wish there was something between us.

Harry: Me too.

Tom: Like what?

Harry: A wall.

4 years ago
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Important

4 years ago

I love him 😭❤️

“It’s pitch black and I can still see you blushing.” please for Dabi? I love you!

This is my first time writing for him and I had a whole 'nother idea for a headcanons thing but I suddenly had an idea and well, this is what I ended up with.

I love you too, thank you for requesting! ♡

Hope this is to your liking~

“It’s Pitch Black And I Can Still See You Blushing.” Please For Dabi? I Love You!

Craving Your Company

Prompt: It's pitch black and I can still see you blushing

Word count: 695

Tags: Longing, Fluff at the end

It had taken a lot of convincing on your part for Dabi to finally relent to moving in together. He had always been ambiguous about how serious he was about your relationship, but you knew he cared deeply and as time progressed, you had grown comfortable enough to even stay with him for days. It was only logical to finally live together right? Since it was easier than forgetting to return home at 2am anyways.

So you did. You moved in. And while you were happy with the accomplishment, it wasn't exactly smooth sailing. Which you were prepared for considering his crazy schedule, sometimes not even coming back for days. But now that you had shared a living space with him, Dabi not being around made you undoubtedly lonely. The nights were especially bad.

Why did you only feel this way now, you didn't know. It wasn't like he was around more before this.

The weather was not helping your mood, you sighed, barely audible to even yourself as the rain pounded like rocks on your apartment window.

Even curled up with a blanket you still felt cold and dreary, longing for some sort of physical contact. Throughout you being with Dabi, it had always been you who initiated any kind of physical affections. You knew he enjoyed them even if he didn't know how to reciprocate properly sometimes, figuring that his crappy childhood had just left him touch starved. But he's a quick learner and would occasionally give you a pat on the head, a kiss on your palm or maybe even on your neck-

Ah, thinking about him just made you miss him even more. He hadn't returned for two and a half days now, not that this wasn't normal. You were kept up with the news, so you were plenty aware of the League of Villain's activities.

Hoping that he would return tomorrow, you were rocked to sleep by the sound of the storm.

You had forgotten to close the curtains before falling asleep, but it didn't matter, the sky was too dark to let any light in anyway. Perhaps another storm was brewing.

Getting up to make some sort of warm beverage was what you intended, but something was wrapped around you, restricting you from getting up. It couldn't have been the blanket could it?

Something rustled beside you and hot breath fanned against the back of your neck, making you shiver.

"D-dabi…?" 

You turned around slowly, greeted by the sight of him. He looked to be asleep, hair disheveled, tiredness written all over his face. You smiled, cupping his cheek, resisting the urge to pepper his face with kisses. Although he probably would not have liked that, or at least that's what he would always say.

"I'm glad you're home, I was feeling a little lonely," you whispered to his sleeping form, wondering if by chance, he'd still be here when you'd wake up.

"Didn't know you were craving my company doll, it was only two days," he said, opening his eyes lazily, voice a little hoarse from sleep. 

"And a half," you corrected, "I thought you'd fallen asleep."

"I did, but I could still hear you."

"Sorry for being too loud, you can go back to sleep if you want," you combed a hand through his hair. Despite saying that, you secretly wished for him to keep you company for a bit longer. It was a selfish thought, but it couldn't help but cross your mind.

"No, I'm wide awake now. Poor little thing, you missed me huh?" Dabi grinned, caressing your cheek teasingly.

"Yeah," you felt like sinking in the bed from how close he was to you. Sleeping together was still a new thing to the both of you and even though you had found it enjoyable, it was still thrilling whenever he'd make bold advances.

"Heh, it's pitch black and I can still see you blushing," he suddenly moved closer to you, nipping at your earlobe.

"Oh god Dabi, can we just go to sleep please," you pushed a pillow onto his face, palms covering your own.

He was no good for your heart.

4 years ago
Friendly Reminder: Eren Blushing

friendly reminder: eren blushing

4 years ago

Help my back trans ass eat this week! (updated)💋✨⚡️

Hey y’all, made a post earlier this week asking for donations that circulated well, but unfortunately I haven’t recieved enough & I’m still very much in need. I’d really like to go grocery shopping this week & my funds are super low right now & If you guys could PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE boost this post and as always, anything is appreciated! Thank you and Goddess bless✨

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4 years ago

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

5 years ago

Dating Tom Riddle would include:

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▪️Studying together in the library at the afternoon.

▪️Sometimes starting conversations but loving the silence of the moment.

▪️At classes seating close to each other. Sometimes sitting together but mostly for potions and projects because you know even a little bit how his mind works.

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4 years ago

Armin: Hey Eren, what do you want to eat?

Eren’s inner Titan: The souls of the Titans.

Eren: A bagel.

Eren’s inner Titan: NO!

Eren: Two bagels.

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