I Need 2 See Them Together

Story Idea no 1: Contaminated

Harry Potter x Zombies

Well it’s been 3 years after the war. Most warriors become auror or just works at the ministry. Me, and the weasley twins become quidditch players in Puddlemere United quidditch team (me as a chaser, the twins as beater as usual).

Our lives couldn’t have been more better after the war. I mean, i just saved fred-fkin-weasley from death. Like, imagine if i didn’t save him at the first place (*cough* jk rowling *cough*). One day, Kingsley Shacklebolt aka our new minister of magic suddenly called us (the golden trio, silver trio, me and the twins) and tell us that there’s been a freakin Zombie attack on the muggle world! And that the zombies at trying to get through our world too. After long lectures of “what the hell is a mo’ freakin zombie” lectured by me and Hermione, we get ready.

We’re not just gonna use wands, we’re also gonna use muggle weapons, such as: gun, knife, sword (yes, Kingsley succeeded to Convince us to use a sword) , and bunch other stuff. While the ministry is spreading warning through daily prophet, we got down to muggle world and, oh boy.

It’s turning into a freakin apocalypse now!

Kingsley told us about how there’s zombies around because a stupid company has spilled dangerous chemicals and contamining some water sources and people at the company too. When the people contaminated with these chemicals, their cell brains got destroyed and leave them to behave like animals. specifically, cannibals. They become crazy and sht and people that they bite or tear will become zombies too.

And then we basically just got inside a freakin war zone. And you wanna ask which one’s worse; this apocalypse or battle of Hogwarts? I think you already know the answer. – yea i just watched ‘freakish’ (its a tv show on hulu ft Liza Koshy fyi) and i was inspired so i make this story idea ehe -lily

And now they give us a movie and three series with Moon Knigth and Loki, and Daredevil, and Spiderman, and Deadpool. 

Please. Thank you. 

When watching/reading OoTP

Umbridge: *breathes*

Every Potterhead ever: i'm gonna f**CKIN KILL YOU

James and Oliver’s Panel from Armageddon Expo Panel.

Very funny panel as usual with a lot of LOL and awkward moments.

Question: What other character would you play? James: George Oliver: Because he’s the best one. Fan: Because he lives *James walks off stage looking like a little puppy who’s just been kicked*

then

“You smell so good, what do you use?” Oliver slowly walks backwards towards the curtain. James: Soap

The ones that left us never really leave us

Sirius Black (PoA)

My husband has finally returned from war

EXACTLY!!!

The LA sunlight, happiness, and being free from the throes of chronic depression (even if it's just for a little while) is a good look on you, Matthew 💕

Basically the whole OoTP movie

Karen: I don’t know how I feel about Taylor Swifts new album

Foggy: is it because of..???

Karen: yes

*Matt in the background screaming*: “IT’S ME! HI! I’M THE PROBLEM, IT’S ME!! AT TEA TIME! EVERYBODY AGREES!!”

AYYEEEEE WE NEED MORE SAINT MATTHEW PULLING OUT THE BIG F WORD!!!

“fuck you!”

ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF HEARING MATT MURDOCK SWEAR MORE SAY AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!