THE GAY HAS RETURNED 

Jeongin: See you later, alligator!

Seungmin: *without hesitation* see you in a bit, you piece of shit.

Jeongin: *large gasp* CHAN HYUNG!

I have my period so I’m super horny and all I can think about is taking könig’s thick, hard dick in my mouth. I just need to taste and feel it, lick his veins and the smoothness of it. I wanna feel his happy trail tickling my nose when I deep throat him and my spit dripping down onto his heavy balls. And I wanna feel his cock twitch in my mouth as he holds my head and comes down my throat

Okay that’s out of my system now

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I’m in love with Rapunzel, but a man. sooo story of my life? he’s lovely. my princess

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Eddie: "It's really muggy out today"

You: "I swear to God if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving you."

Eddie: *sips coffee from a bowl*

I cackled out loud.

are you kidding me

Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:…

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

Market Girl

'Gilgamesh takes Thena with him to the market'

Gilgamesh : Here, there are the stalls of vegetables, aromas, clothes, gadgets, meats, poultry and even books. Choose what you want to take and tell me

'Gilgamesh turns his head 5 secondes'

Thena : I choose that one

Y/N : I will be glad to come with you but I have to train for my fight tomorow

Gilgamesh : Thena you can't choose people you have to choose object or food

Thena : A fight ?

Y/N : I'm a swordswoman

Thena stargazing : You're definitely coming home with me

Watching Neil Newbon play RE8 live right now, they found out Heisenberg has electric organs and he asked "do you think he has an electric schlong?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣