Matt-has-a-bat - Matthew

Reblog Heh-iplier to be cursed for 28 years

“Life is just an endless series of punishments.”

-Jacksepticeye from THE GREAT ADVENTURES OF JACKSEPTICEYE | Subnautica Below Zero - Part 6

I did my last thing wrong, would you be able to do twenty øne piløts + genderfluid if you haven't already? :)

rb if you use pls :)

A fight for love

Your best friend Taehyung wants to be something more than that

San x y/n + jealous Taehyung

You and San were cuddling on the couch watching a movie as Taehyung walked in. He stopped for a moment and looked at you with a smile that fell as soon as your boyfriend looked over. San pulled you closer and kissed your head knowing what that does to your friend. Taehyung clenched his fists and jaw looking at San with dark eyes,that look soon shifting to you and getting a more sly tone. He walked away and returned after some time passed and San had to go to a fan greeting. You two talked and laughed together, him stealing some touches. His happy mood soon turned to suppressed anger as San returned and leaned over him to give you a kiss. In that moment Tae had enough. He pushed San away and stood up. "Y/n is mine. She was never supposed to be yours" he snarled at San with anger in his eyes. San only chuckled knowing he may be shorter than him but he's a lot stronger. He walked up to Tae "she's not yours. She belongs to me." he pushed taehyung back" all mine and you get nothing. " Tae tried to hit him but San caught his arm twisting it and pinning him to the wall. Struggle was useless and Taehyung glared at San as he let him go. San walked over to you wrapped his arms around you and lifting you up. Your head on his shoulder and your legs wrapped around his hips, he carried you upstairs and as you were walking you saw your best friend on the floor looking at you with a certain glint in his eye and right as San put you down you saw Tae wink at you. This was far from over.

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

He fucked up big time

No need to worry, Everything is fine

I’m still here, Y̨o̸u͝’re ̸stil͞l ̸mi͡né

No. That’s not-, Not right at all

Not my words, Som̢eth͏i͟ng'̢s wron͟g͟

I can fix this, I’ve still got time

Just have to focus, Add s̕om͜e ͜new̛ ͠linès̛

Can’t get it right, This isn’t my voice

I don’t want this, Y̸ou͟ have no̧ c̵h̷o̴i̕c̵e 

No, this is my creation, my words, my vision

MINE!

M̕I̶N̡E͏!

Itching, Wishing, G͡li͢t͏ch̛ing

T̕h̷e͞se̴ t̀h͜o͡u̷ghţs w͢er̶è név̴er ̶mine̛

fic masterpost

literally just cause i’m bored and i noticed that this blog already has over 50 posts so might as well ye?

1. Heaven Smiles Above Me - danti smut that basically characterises them in this kind-of-au that i’m gonna call the soft danti au. 

2. Untitled - a little dantistache ficlet essentially introducing the next fic in regards to dark’s bondage kink

3. Merry Christmas, Anti! - danti with darkstache/dantistache implied, wilf leaves anti a tied-up and gagged dark for christmas

4. Untitled - direct prequel to the above detailing how dark ended up in anti’s room

5. Forget-Me-Not - more of the soft danti au, set in late october last year in which anti is feeling left out and dark comforts him

6. White Picket Fence - yep. moooore danti but this time it’s edgy. a tiny little snippet of an hitman au

7. Bang Bang - darkstache angst (but more hurt/comfort i guess) in which wilf accidentally shoots dark and comes face to face with some old friends

8. Well, That’s New - danti with. so much sin. non-human genitalia (i.e anti pretty much has a tentacle dick) and cock warming and a bit of orgasm delay

9. Dark, What The Fuck? - a crack fic with established danti featuring “Sorry I’m late i was doing things

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

Wilford Warfstache is there for you ‘til the end.

(feel free to use these as headers if you want, just credit me!)