Kurogiri: "Be Sure To Finish That Quickly, Miss, The Anticoagulants Can Only Preserve It So Long Without

Kurogiri: "Be sure to finish that quickly, miss, the anticoagulants can only preserve it so long without refridgeration."

Toga, walking in with a sack: Guess who just pulled off a bank heist!

Shigaraki: Awesome, how much money did you get?

Toga, pulling a bag of blood out of the sack and sticking a crazy straw in it: Money?

Shigaraki: Toga… what kind of bank did you rob?

Toga, slurping down the blood: A blood bank of course! What other kind of bank is there?

Shigaraki: [heavy sigh]

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2 years ago

It legit ticked me off that Cleganebowl was a thing, especially how the show handled it. I'm a huge fan of redemption/closure arcs where the vile villain/edgy anti-hero does some major rethinking of their life after getting their ass thoroughly kicked, and using that revelation to either atone for their crimes or acknowledge there is no forgiveness for them and quietly leave those they have wronged alone.

Sandor getting brutalized and mutilated by Gregor while leaving the undead bastard untouched like a day after making his peace with the Stark sisters and surviving the Long Night is not the makings of a glorious narrative

There were shadows all around them. One shadow was dark as ash, with the terrible face of a hound. Another was armored like the sun, golden and beautiful. Over them both loomed a giant in armor made of stone, but when he opened his visor, there was nothing inside but darkness and thick black blood. (Bran, AGoT)     

Here I think Robert Strong is looming over the Hound and Jaime, instead of Ned, Sansa and Arya. Maybe there's Cleganebowl coming and there's a chance Jaime will have to go through Robert Strong to reach Cersei.

Maybe! It's easier for me to believe there will be a fight between Jaime and dead!Gregor than the Hound and dead!Gregor.

Cleganebowl has always been a silly theory to me, anon. He's dead. He has no head. He's dead and headless. What is the point? Is it supposed to be a triumphant moment for Sandor Clegane? Finally vanquishing the evil brother?

The evil brother who is already dead, and has no head.

3 years ago

Okay but like...

It would still work?!

Like Scooby is a skinny drifter who who tours the country in his groovy van and pack of strays and rescues

He's not even a an actual *detective*, Mystery Machine just sounded like an groovy name for a place to trip and tune out maaan.

But he still has the *worst* luck bumming for gas and food in busted up places with costumed crazies terrorizing folk, and between his simple observations and bizarre thinking and the explorations of his unnaturally smart dogs they bust the case with hijinks

I Wanted To Draw Scooby Doo Humanized With Hippie Vibes, And The Whole Gang As Dogs,, Maybe I Draw Them

I wanted to draw Scooby doo humanized with hippie vibes, and the whole gang as dogs,, maybe I draw them more(?? 👀✨

3 years ago

Genuine question from someone who has only read "Thrones" and the first handful of chapters in "Clash of Kings": has Arya shown *any* interest whatsoever in ruling? I thought her main personal theme was about freedom and identity, and her slipping into chaining herself to vengeance and letting her anger twist her runs counter to both, stealing her freedom and identity away, and thus must be overcome.

If that is indeed the case, then how can folks say they are Arya fans while ignoring her central, series wide arc?

Ok this is very random but it has being bothering me for a while. The stans use the “you’ll marry a king” line as foreshadowing for Queen @rya but even if it were...here’s the thing: when you marry a king you are a queen consort. No power, you are only there to provide heirs and your standing hangs on your husband’s will. Ask Anne Boleyn how much her position as Queen protected her once her husband got tired of her. Heck, even in universe we see poor Ellia completely vulnerable once Rathgar humiliated her in public.

Married to a king would put @rya in a similar position to Ellia Martell or Cersei. The only power Cersei has right now hangs by the thread of Tommen’s life. Her kingdom is falling apart already and when he dies she will fall like a house of cards. Wives of kings do not rule on their own.

Sansa on the other hand will rule on her own right as the oldest sister of King Robb, the last King in the North. Her position as Queen does not depend on any man, her power comes from her Stark name and not a marriage, therefore she can marry -or not- freely.

So, you know, that foreshadowing is not exactly what they think it is.

> not exactly what they think it is.

Arya fandom in a nutshell.

Let em know @minitafan! Bravo.

That fandom forever clinging to that passage is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine how hard they have to work to look past her father talking about one of his children sailing the Sunset Sea sentences before? That has to be a struggle, I don’t envy them.

Sailor Moon is going to sail the ocean blue, and they can die mad about it.

4 months ago
How Sweet Of You, Mister President Trump 🙄

How sweet of you, Mister President Trump 🙄

Reminder For When He “saves” It. He Was The One Who Wanted This, And Now He Gets To Be The Hero And

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

2 years ago

Reblogging again even though I already receive a blessing the last go round

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2 years ago

And it calls right back to her very first scene: does she solve this intricate, multilayered, 180+ IQ, gigabrain, 5head puzzle by slowly, carefully puzzling it out step by step, "earning" the invitation inside and "proving" her intelligence and thus "deserving" to be the deuteragonist who is Bron's ultimate downfal?

Nah. She smashes it to pieces with a hammer.

Will never get over that bit of Glass Onion where Miles foreshadows Helen ripping down his empire in that stupid little disruptor speech.

If you wanna shake things up, start by breaking something small (the vases and statues)...Everybody gets excited because you are busting things up that everyone wanted broken anyway (the others join in)...will you break more things (the statue with the crossbow) and bigger things (the glass piano that might have belonged to Liberace, the house)...will you break the thing that nobody wants you to break (the Mona Lisa)...they'll tell you to stop...because nobody wants you to break the system itself. But that is true disruption. That is what unites this group ("I saw him burn the napkin").

4 years ago

All hail!

ALL HAIL!

All Hail!~

Iridescent clouds, looking like a rainbow in the clouds.

A diffraction phenomenon caused by small water droplets or small ice crystals individually scattering light. Larger ice crystals do not produce iridescence, but can cause halos, a different phenomenon.

3 years ago

*head empty, bopping along to "Stars In The Sky"*

Y’all you have absolutely no idea how much the end of Sonic 2 decimated me

8 years ago

Well spoken sir/ma'am.

"You came out whiter!"; Racism and the Walkerton twins

As the only girl who was of mixed ethnicities on her white mother’s side of the family, and who had up until now been forced to largely ignore any other side of her, the story of Sal Walkerton (and the drama from the internet) strikes home. So many people are saying “How can Walky be ‘whiter, they’re twins!” and it’s just… a little offensive to be honest, because it’s suggesting that racial traits have no bearing on racism, just skin color. That two people who look alike wouldn’t be treated differently if one acted differently than the other. Even worse, people are using their last line of defense and saying, “Well how can they be racist to their own children, they’re their parents”, which just erases the concept of parental-child abuse.

Because people are being… either ignorant, or oblivious when it comes to subtle plot hinting, here some of the moments where it’s been made pretty clear that Walky has at least considered himself different than Sal in terms of the whole race issue. I actually dug into the archives SPECIFICALLY because people keep saying “it was never made apparent,” or that Sal was just making a low jab to get at Walky. And, well… I found even more evidence than what I originally remembered going into it.

It starts to become noticeable around a year ago:

"You Came Out Whiter!"; Racism And The Walkerton Twins

Keep reading

1 year ago

What am I looking at..? Is that a whole chicken? A pie? Is that gelatine? *What* am I looking at..?

Every Aspic Of This Is Terrible.

Every aspic of this is terrible.

The Art of French Cooking - 1962

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