Adult Percy Jackson And Annabeth Chase Are The Most Surreal Power Couple In The Mortal World.

Bartender: Alright, I need some ID.

Tim “baby face” Drake: No problem.

Jason “Built Like a Fridge” Todd: What the fuck, you’ve never ID’d me before?

Bartender: Because you’re like thirty!

Jason: I’m two years older than him!

My gang, my bros, my guys

Never before in my entire life have I ever heard anyone refer to my aceness as (and I cannot stress this enough) being “horny deficient”

And yet

Here we are

Just learned there is an hour long remake of the Princess Bride with different celebrities playing the parts in each scene, filmed at home on people's cellphones during the lockdown. The commitment to the bit & various props and costumes are so so funny. The seminal duel between Inigo & Count Ruben is played by Javier Bardem & Bryan Cranston and they both kill it. Anyway, here's the full mobile version and here's a version that tells you who each person is.

not the newsies reunion i expected but the newsies reunion we needed

please watch it all vvv

Ladybug in Smallville

           You can’t fix a broken heart, her grandmother told when Marinette was young and had ask why the older woman why she never remarried.

“You can forgive here,” Gina Dupain had pointed to her head. “And you can tell yourself every day that you forgive him, that all is well. And maybe you do. Maybe not right away, like you tell people but eventually… you do. You move on. You find some kind of peace. But that doesn’t mean your heart’s forgotten. Especially during the worst of it, when it’ll remind you every day just how much you’re still hurting.”

           The silver haired woman had look so dejected, so cynical compared to her usual chipper, charming self that it left the little girl stunned.

“Until one day, it doesn’t,” Gina continued. “And yet, your heart’s not the same. You’re not the same. No matter what you tell yourself. Sometimes, you’d swear it’s just a giant scar on your heart. Because at least that means it’s healed; beaten up, bruised, and permanently disfigured but healed.  Other days when you think too hard about it, and you are walking through memory lane; you can just barely admit the truth. That you can still feel every jagged edge, sharp angle still there from a shattered heart. And once on a very blue moon, you admit to yourself the truth; you can’t fix a broken heart. It’ll always be broken. Love has consequences.”

           She looked Marinette deep in the eyes, “The trick is learning to live with it. Learning that a broken heart doesn’t mean it doesn’t work.”

“Broken… but still good,” Marinette quoted Lilo and Stitch.

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always and forever thinking about bruce and jason and the ways their Big Grief influences their respective philosophies as vigilantes

like I love jason todd with all my heart. I get the fanon desire to make him less prickly for the sake of writing a simpler family dynamic (removing jasons autonomy as a murderer, for example, and putting his actions wholly on the lazarus pit instead)

I also think that, boiled down, it’s very hard to imagine a world where he doesn’t see murder as justifiable. where agreeing to a no-kill isn’t totally against his values as a character, as someone who was a victim of child murder and came back outraged that he wasn’t avenged

Bruce sees every killer as his parents’ killer. he wants them brought to justice

Jason sees every death as his death. he wants the victims acknowledged

Just because I'm AroAce doesn't mean I don't want a relationship. I want one, only instead of it being like Marshall and Lily from "How I Met Your Mother", I want one like Penelope and Derek from "Criminal Minds". Full of name-calling and innuendo, that shocks people and makes them feel scandalized and completely platonic.

yaehh

Literally look at this man

Gang I was watching csi and misha collins fucking jumpscared me