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1. Â Assume that they are always looking for an excuse to punish you. Â Never, for example, accidentally eat their cheese sandwich.
2. Â If they force you to write down your fantasies for their reading pleasure, donât write down anything that you wouldnât want to actually happen at some time in the future. Â Once you are running naked through the woods pursued on horseback itâs usually too late to protest.
3. Â Donât put off the inevitable, it will only get worse.
4. Â Take great care when purchasing anything for the home, as it is likely to be used as a toy sooner rather than later. Â Trips to home improvement store are particularly suspicious.
5. Â Think twice before liking any pictures on Fetlife - youâll only give them ideas. Â
6. Â Cultivate an innocent expression. Â Try this out on your friends, practice makes perfect.
7. Â Assume every doughnut (or any other edible treat) is your last.
8. Â Donât forget your manners in the throes of passion and wipe off excess bodily fluids on their chests, this behaviour is frowned upon for some reason.
9. Â Never ever express a dislike of anything, especially cold showers.
10. Â When in doubt, hide.
republished with permission by Fetlife User: superunderbabe
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