“What. Did. You. Do. Steven.” 

It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame. It is that wretched girl, the witch who sent this flame!

Inspired by @sharkscene ‘s tags

Penny canonically has dimples because I kissed them last night.

I literally broke up with her in sdv right before I drew this,,,

Close-ups!

pearl widowmaker

Old Woman Pearl Au

► self indulgent au where the gems are human and some of the crystal gems is way older (in this instance. pearl)

►She's around 40+ with Jasper and Lapis being around their mid twenties.

► The ships are pearlapis and jaspearl which will eventually lead to jaspearlapis because i am greedy like that and they all should kiss and share

► The tree work at a bar/club. Lapis as a bartender, Jasper as a bouncer and Peridot as their manager

► They're waiting for their shift to end.

► Really its just a silly au i made to feed old woman pearl cravings...

► like she's so pretty -sobs-

jaspis is precious, thanks for all the art you do for it! You're pretty much the person that got me into it

THANKS AND WELCOME TO THE JASPIS QUICK SAND

meow

Another Patreon Poll winner, next one is already up, with choices including a lich-knight Finn and half-human Ruby and Sapphires

I hired Yellow Pearl to be the model lol. She has a cool hairstyle.

*do not repost

you either leave the su fandom a jaspis and pearlgregrose hater or you survive in it long enough to realise ships are fun when they're messy ❤️

體格差:)